LGBT Chat X

It's official, I'm the only one out of all my friends (well good friends) who isn't sexually active

Hope you all had fun meeting up! I was going to come but I got distracted by a friend in shoreditch :P

All the ice is gone! I am truly the master of this freezer.

Also, hah, young Russell Tovey in a Poirot episode.

slept through my first lecture of the term, good start

Start how you mean to go on, Sean.

I would bugger Russell Tovey into sweet oblivion tbh

decided what I was going to wear and everything.

Charlie Brooker is amazing. Some people are gay in space. Get over it.

I would bugger Russell Tovey into sweet oblivion tbh

"The final scene oozes symbolism: having penetrated the Death Star's trench in his phallic spacecraft, he closes his eyes, submits to his true inner instinct and triumphantly blasts his X-Wing's seed into an anus-like aperture, causing an orgasmic eruption that changes his universe for ever."

I'm just going to lie here for a while and bask in the almighty glory of that sentence, if that's okay.

Get in line. Unless you want to share, in which case I'll save you a space.


Perfectly acceptable, I did the same.

Poof.

The best thing about TSR finally releasing a mobile app (but Android only for now) is that I can make sneaky posts like this more easily at work!

There's an app now? I shall investigate. I would have been content simply with a mobile version of the site though.

There is an app! And it fits on my phone

NO I VIOLENTLY HATE MOBILE WEBSITES WITH THE WHITE HOT EVER-BURNING FIRE OF A THOUSAND STARS.

I hate mobile sites. They always redirect you away from the non-mobile version and have the functionality of the normal website if it was drunk on scotch and tied to a chair.

Sorry but most phones these days display websites perfectly fine, unless it's a flash website in which case you shouldn't have a website in the first place.

Omg seriously.