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Mutual masturbation. Am I alone here?

I'm a straight guy but have a few friends (also straight guys) that I masturbate with every now and then. By that, I don't mean a group of us, more that on occasion when I've stayed in a friend's house etc, we've got round to talking about masturbation...which led to "comparing" which led to us both ****ing together/each other.

Is this unheard of?

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Reply 1
you are not straight
Reply 2
I've certainly heard of less heterosexual things, but... this is basically an all-male grope orgy you're discussing.
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Reply 3
Certainly unheard of. I find it weird how these things start. I mean I presume you met these friends at school/work/university and they all just happen to like doing this? What are the chances?

Anyway moving on, whatever makes you/them happy. It's not a big deal, do whatever you want. Maybe you aren't straight though..
Reply 4
pretty gaysexy, but as you like. And why not?
Original post by Anonymous
I'm a straight guy but have a few friends (also straight guys) that I masturbate with every now and then. By that, I don't mean a group of us, more that on occasion when I've stayed in a friend's house etc, we've got round to talking about masturbation...which led to "comparing" which led to us both ****ing together/each other.

Is this unheard of?


I've got some bad news for you son...
Reply 6
By 'I'm a straight guy', do you mean 'I have sex with girls and I don't have sex with other guys?'. Sounds like this is not strictly accurate, so what do you mean by it? If you have sexual experiences with both girls and guys then you're somewhere on the bisexual spectrum. Nothing wrong with that. But not what most people mean by 'straight'.
Really?

I really do hope your trolling right now :facepalm:

Right lets just brake it down....

You're "Apparently" not gay, but yet you "get off" with your friends.

Just think while your doing this the only thing thats making your a happy chap is your friends 'thing'. So you and him get off to each other making you get aroused making you....

GAY! :holmes:
I don't think you're straight...
Not unheard of, no.

I flat out refused to take part in one when I was younger because I was far too intent on beating someone on Burnout 2 :h:
(That, and a circle jerk held no interest to me whatsoever).
Original post by Anonymous
I'm a straight guy but have a few friends (also straight guys) that I masturbate with every now and then. By that, I don't mean a group of us, more that on occasion when I've stayed in a friend's house etc, we've got round to talking about masturbation...which led to "comparing" which led to us both ****ing together/each other.

Is this unheard of?


I don't think it is unheard of.

An ex boyfriend used to do this with a male friend occasionally while I was seeing him. They started off talking about girls and my boyfriend talked about me, and they brought each other off. Didn't bother me at all, TBH.
Reply 11
I want the thread starter to reply. :frown:
Reply 12
Oh gosh. OP's a legend. You **** each other off. I don't even know what to say about it, funny as hell though.

Ok, well I think you're straight, but definitely on the bi scale. like 70(straight)-30(gay), do you get anything off the other guys.

Then again OP hasn't replied, I think he's trolling us hard.
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Reply 13
I did this when I was convinced, absolutely convinced, I was straight, 30 months later, here I am having slept with 7 guys, yeeeah, you might be straight now, but it looks like you and your friends, really, aren't :biggrin:
Original post by jam277
Oh gosh. OP's a legend. You **** each other off. I don't even know what to say about it, funny as hell though.

Ok, well I think you're straight, but definitely on the bi scale. like 70(straight)-30(gay), do you get anything off the other guys.

Then again OP hasn't replied, I think he's trolling us hard.


Just no. Whilst I appreciate that sexuality is a sliding scale and isn't black and white, to be 'straight' is to only be sexually attracted to the opposite gender. If you consider yourself to be 'straight' but 'with bisexual tendencies' or 'mostly straight' then you're not straight, as you're not solely attracted to the opposite gender. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuality or bisexuality, but to claim someone is 'straight, but definitely on the bi scale' is an outright oxymoron.

tl;dr If you're purely attracted to the opposite gender, you're straight. Anything else and you're bisexual (I don't care to what degree you're bisexual, you're not straight by definition).
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Reply 15
Original post by thecarterclan1
Just no. Whilst I appreciate that sexuality is a sliding scale and isn't black and white, to be 'straight' is to only be sexually attracted to the opposite gender. If you consider yourself to be 'straight' but 'with bisexual tendencies' or 'mostly straight' then you're not straight, as you're not solely attracted to the opposite gender. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuality or bisexuality, but to claim someone is 'straight, but definitely on the bi scale' is an outright oxymoron.

tl;dr If you're purely attracted to the opposite gender, you're straight. Anything else and you're bisexual (I don't care to what degree you're bisexual, you're not straight by definition).

Yeah, that's kinda what I meant, as in he's mostly straight, but he's on the bi scale. Not as in he's fully straight.
Dutch rudding is how it starts :wink:
Reply 17
Original post by thecarterclan1
Just no. Whilst I appreciate that sexuality is a sliding scale and isn't black and white, to be 'straight' is to only be sexually attracted to the opposite gender. If you consider yourself to be 'straight' but 'with bisexual tendencies' or 'mostly straight' then you're not straight, as you're not solely attracted to the opposite gender. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuality or bisexuality, but to claim someone is 'straight, but definitely on the bi scale' is an outright oxymoron.

tl;dr If you're purely attracted to the opposite gender, you're straight. Anything else and you're bisexual (I don't care to what degree you're bisexual, you're not straight by definition).


What if sometimes I watch gay porn but in real life I would never dream of doing it. Am I a super straight gay porn watcher?

This is a fun game.
Original post by Anonymous
I'm a straight guy but have a few friends (also straight guys) that I masturbate with every now and then. By that, I don't mean a group of us, more that on occasion when I've stayed in a friend's house etc, we've got round to talking about masturbation...which led to "comparing" which led to us both ****ing together/each other.

Is this unheard of?


'Am i alone here' no clearly you're not alone, you've told us that you do it with other people.

Sorry but the bit in bold isn't want heterosexual men do, you're either bi, gay or just confused. Doing it at the same time is a bit odd but not gay. But doing it to each other isn't heterosexual behaviour.

I'm surprised more people haven't called :troll:
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Reply 19
Someone already has and that's why I want the OP to reply. REPLY DAMMIT.

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