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Turkish women make kebabs rather than sandwiches.

Beşiktaş v Trabzonspor

Women and children only for this match due to the penalties incurred by Beşiktaş.



They appear to be lighting the flames for their şiş kebabs.

this made me burst out laughing :')
now my boss is giving me funny looks

Do flares kill?

If you shove it into someone's oesophagus, sure.

If you shove it into someone's oesophagus, sure.

What about shoving it up someones bum?

Yes. Humans are effectively organic bombs. The sparks from the flare would set the methane produced within the caverns of their rectum alight and cause them to combust.

Cleaning the dispersed and burning flesh afterward is a hassle though.

this is turning into a "painful ways to die" contest haha

we appear to be dying again...

Would you prefer to be skewered from your rectum to your nasal passage, like a şiş kebab, or would you rather be spun around a flame while having thin strips of meat sliced off you every so often, like a döner kebab?

That's because I have exams

Done my first final. Absolutely demolished it Next one on Friday eek!

Would you prefer to be skewered from your rectum to your nasal passage, like a şiş kebab, or would you rather be spun around a flame while having thin strips of meat sliced off you every so often, like a döner kebab?

add one more turkish person to the list.

u dont just add. you have to go thru interveiw.

Answer these 2 questions.

1. What makes you Turkish apart from your biological preferences?
2. Do you eat kebab?
3. Do you vote conservatives?

>answers these 2 questions
>asks 3 questions

yup, you are turkish all right.