How do you guys deal with road rage?

If someone does something dangerous in front of me then I usually just slam the horn for about 5 seconds. I don't normally get that angry.

However I have also been on the receiving end twice. Once when someone clearly thought 29 in 30 was too slow, so they overtook me then brake tested me which was pretty scary. The other being when I mouthed dickhead at someone who went to let me out then changed their mind. They then proceeded to turn around, follow me then block me in outside my friends house asking why they were a dickhead before warning me not to do it again. He was built like a brick **** house as well so I think i'll probably be a bit more careful in the future.

Ahh, I'd be terrified of being stabbed or something.

I only got my car just over a month ago so haven't had much time to deal with road rage yet but there is one things that really pisses me off and happens frequently. Everytime I drive home from Cardiff (for some reason it's only going home not on the way in) the people of the dual carriageway drive me crazy. People pull out to overtake and then do about 50mph so I get stuck behind them for ages as they don't pull back in, even when there is space. I think the only time I get over 50 in that lane is later at night when the road isn't very busy

The other day as well, on the same bit of road I was overtaking some cars and then saw that the car I was just about to overtake was my housemate but then the bus in front of me put their brakes on although the cars ahead where still going fine. I then got stuck behind a bus doing 40mph fo ages and it wouldn't pull over. My housemate ended up driving passed the bus on the inside lane!

Just realised I didn't actual answer the question, the deal with it the only way I can, driving at 50mph and shouting to myself hurry the f**k up and drive haha

Thats why me and my mates carry baseball bats in our vehicles.
Jump out not seeking to harm anyone, wave your bat around, shut a few words walk towards their car THEY WILL BE OFF LIKE BOLT in the 100m.

Police try take my mate into custody once for having a 'weapon' in his car but nothing happened as he had a glove and ball in his boot. Its funny to LOL in coppers faces.

I only got my car just over a month ago so haven't had much time to deal with road rage yet but there is one things that really pisses me off and happens frequently. Everytime I drive home from Cardiff (for some reason it's only going home not on the way in) the people of the dual carriageway drive me crazy. People pull out to overtake and then do about 50mph so I get stuck behind them for ages as they don't pull back in, even when there is space. I think the only time I get over 50 in that lane is later at night when the road isn't very busy

The other day as well, on the same bit of road I was overtaking some cars and then saw that the car I was just about to overtake was my housemate but then the bus in front of me put their brakes on although the cars ahead where still going fine. I then got stuck behind a bus doing 40mph fo ages and it wouldn't pull over. My housemate ended up driving passed the bus on the inside lane!

Just realised I didn't actual answer the question, the deal with it the only way I can, driving at 50mph and shouting to myself hurry the f**k up and drive haha

I had a woman beep me ON THE PETROL COURT the other day to hurry up and leave my pump.

I had got into my car literally 30-40 seconds earlier and was doing my handbag up so that stuff didn't fall out and roll under the pedals.

Geez. Some drivers need to calm down.

Read the highway code. The only thing forbidden (in terms of speed differences in lanes) is undertaking - moving up behind them in their lane, pulling into a slower lane to move past them, and back in front of them into their lane again. If you're in the situation as you describe, simply move past them in the slow lane. So long as you don't pull out in front of them in their lane, it's not counted as undertaking, but simply 'there being a difference in the moving speed of each lane'. How do you think people in traffic james are allowed to move in the slow lane if it's the only one moving?

Admittedly not many people understand this rule and mum told me off when she was in the car and I did it until I told her to read that section of the highway code and now she does it too. It's incredibly useful when all the arrogant cocks are blocking up lane 2 and 3 doing about 50mph but lane one is flowing freely at 70mph.

Read the highway code. The only thing forbidden (in terms of speed differences in lanes) is undertaking - moving up behind them in their lane, pulling into a slower lane to move past them, and back in front of them into their lane again. If you're in the situation as you describe, simply move past them in the slow lane. So long as you don't pull out in front of them in their lane, it's not counted as undertaking, but simply 'there being a difference in the moving speed of each lane'. How do you think people in traffic james are allowed to move in the slow lane if it's the only one moving?

Admittedly not many people understand this rule and mum told me off when she was in the car and I did it until I told her to read that section of the highway code and now she does it too. It's incredibly useful when all the arrogant cocks are blocking up lane 2 and 3 doing about 50mph but lane one is flowing freely at 70mph.

That is quite annoying when the person in front doesn't show a little bit of consideration in ensuring that they pull off in a timely manner.

I would never be so rude as to sit there fiddling with something when there was someone waiting behind me. Can you not do you handbag up as you're walking back to your car?

I had a woman beep me ON THE PETROL COURT the other day to hurry up and leave my pump.

I had got into my car literally 30-40 seconds earlier and was doing my handbag up so that stuff didn't fall out and roll under the pedals.

Geez. Some drivers need to calm down.

It annoys me when people do that but I usually feel bad that I will take a while faffing sorting my bag out and stuff lol. Sometimes if i'm going somewhere I don't know I fill up first then need to put my sat nav on so I usually just pull out of the way to the side of the fore court to sort myself out and allow others to fill up or if its a supermarket petrol station just pull into a parking space if i'm going to take quite a while.