Weirdest sexual experiences?

oh my god I'm so intrigued now hahah. not something I think I'm gonna want on my browsing history so I think I'll have to ask one of my friends or something hahaha

Mine is true but really weird.

Basically, I woke up at 3am in the morning after having planned it the previous evening .

While my parents were upstairs sleeping, I went downstairs into the living room armed with a laptop, sellotape and scissors.

I stripped naked, turned on the laptop, then used sellotape to bind my arms and legs together as I'm really into bondage. Then I played a video of a woman strip teasing on my laptop and then spent half an hour fapping, enjoying the challenge of doing it with bound hands. The danger that my parents could hear the commotion downstairs and discover me added to my sexual excitement with the situation so I had a very pleasurable ejaculation. Then I cut off the sellotape, turned off the laptop, dressed, had some water and went upstairs to go back to sleep.

Once my girlfriend hand cuffed me and blindfolded me and then rode me even though I didn't want her to

I think the only thing worse than getting your eye glued shut with cum is getting it in your hair

Never, ever want to meet a person like you, disgusting.



This is quite funny even thoigh it sounds like she raped you.

The year after I left uni I was flatsharing with this girl I'd met on a flatshare website. She was pretty funny and good banter. One night a couple of weeks after we'd moved in, she went on a date with this lad, she was pretty excited about it and I was giving her some advice and tips. In the middle of that night I went to the bathroom and just as I was coming out, she was creeping upstairs to the bathroom, with her face completely covered in jizz, to clean up. We hi-fived. All those threads you get on TSR, about 'can a guy and girl be friends', this is what male-female friendship really is.

You're a little judgmental, aren't you?

No word of a lie, my friend got head from a lady-boy when he was on holiday in Thailand. He was mortified when he found out but it's understandable to be honest; almost all of them could pass as a semi-attractive female at first glance.

Why would you not want something like that?!
Everyones going to be excited at this time of night and start confessing or reading this avidly

I'm not sure how often this happens, but that happened to a friend of my house mate. It'd be a small world if it was the same person.

If your boyfriend hand cuffed and blindfolded you and had sex with you even though you didn't want it, that would be called rape.

Why would you not want something like that?!

My
friend and his ex-girlfriend were having sex in the
doggy style position. While he was pleasing his
woman, I came out of the closet quietly behind
them. My mate acted like he was adjusting while I
took his place. Making sure his ex was facing the
window, he ran outside and waved at her while I
was ploughing her from behind. The look on her
face

Put like that...
I meant why wouldnt u want to be cuffed and blindfolded though

Was having sex with my boyfriend at his room at Uni, and overheard his flatmates outside his room discussing cheese on toast! We both just collapsed into fits of giggles, it ruined the moment and we couldn't take it seriously, so we just went to join them for cheese on toast

um just wondering, what is a donkey punch?? too scared to google it if all that nasty **** leads up to it ahaha

Personally, I wouldn't mind

I was merely putting it into perspective.

I also kind of like playing devil's advocate.