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cheesy chat up lines

what the cheesiest chat up lines uve used guys?

and girls what have you heard? what would you like to hear?

I've used 'could i borrow some of your lipstick' before and it worked a few weeks ago but i used it again on nye and it didn't :frown:

...does it sound like a 'gay' line?

i realise this thread has most probably been created before. apologies

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Reply 1

F1's Finest

Baby, you make my software turn into my hardware.

Reply 2

username945663

Now if the gal likes maths...

Could say:

I wish I could be your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

I wish you were Sin^2theta because I'm Cos^2theta and together we could be 1

Reply 3

Izzyeviel

The annoying thing about cheesy chat up lines is when someone else uses them and they work.

Reply 4

StraightUpG

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

Reply 5

PorQpine

Does this rag smell of Chloroform?

Reply 6

rizwanadam

Original post by IdeasForLife

Now if the gal likes maths...

Could say:

I wish I could be your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves

I wish you were Sin^2theta because I'm Cos^2theta and together we could be 1

shed have to be intelligent to understand that

Reply 7

Michaelj

Learnt from the true master: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/322201/Quagmire/

Reply 8

rizwanadam

Original post by StraightUpG

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

dont think that would work?

Reply 9

rizwanadam

Original post by Izzyeviel

The annoying thing about cheesy chat up lines is when someone else uses them and they work.

i know ! maybe it got nothing to do with the chat up line

Reply 10

rizwanadam

u could just use the usual 'can i buy u a drink'? ...then you will know if she's interested or not..

Reply 11

Pink lipstick

At the pub, this guy comes over .. ''Are you related to osama bin laden, because you're blowing my mind'' :K:

Reply 12

xev bellringer

L E G S Lets go home and spread the word :troll:

Reply 13

SirMasterKey

Never used a cheesy chat up line. I'm smooth enough without them. :pierre:

Reply 14

lizz-ie

Are you sin(pi/2)? Because I think you're the one.

You're 1/cosC.

Reply 15

rizwanadam

Original post by lizz-ie

Are you sin(pi/2)? Because I think you're the one.

You're 1/cosC.

i dont get that ...

but it sounds hot..cos i dont get it

Reply 16

rizwanadam

Original post by SirMasterKey

Never used a cheesy chat up line. I'm smooth enough without them. :pierre:

how do u make your move?

Reply 17

Sulphur

Maths chat-up lines all the way!

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

or maybe something more kinky:

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?