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Fap Away 2013

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Original post by hothedgehog
I failed no fap (can girls use fap too?) 2013 before I even knew it was a no fap year... oops.


It's OK, if you sign up to the no fap thread your past faps don't count, you just have to go a year from when you last did it.
Reply 61
Original post by Christop
Go on...


Well, it's slightly embarrassing to talk about with no anon feature available, but a year or so ago I suffered from delayed ejaculation, and couldn't ejaculate through intercourse at all. Total abstinance from masturbation fixed it, but led to premature ejaculation instead. Masturbating regularly is the only way I've found to control it. About once a day seems to be the goldilocks zone.
Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£
Haha, banned again! :ahee:


Just in time for January exams :console:
I'm fapping away and proud of it.
Reply 64
I'm with you guys, fapping away.

Yes, I realise that sounded quite gay.
Original post by kimprovising
I would like to participate in Fap Away 2013 :smile:


Need a hand? :ahee:

Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£
Just ignore these haters and boys. They're just too lazy or daring to do anything bold and challenging!


And clearly not as egoistic.
Original post by NathanW18
I'm fapping away and proud of it.


Original post by Tabzqt
I'm with you guys, fapping away.

Yes, I realise that sounded quite gay.


There are quite a lot of boys in this thread. :holmes:

Boys, if you want to see real men, by all means, please make your way to my thread. It's that big one with some 40 pages and 100 participants... :proud:
Original post by paperclip


And clearly not as egoistic.


Yes, and you enjoy your avatar-like antics! :aheeL
Heathen scum.
Original post by Terk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wSF82AwSDiU

its annoying how people do no research into a subject and are so ignorant, before you make up your mind do some research


I haven't listened to the whole thing yet (interesting, though would have been interested to see what the effect on women would be), but I couldn't help but think of one thing. This talk is about the potentially detrimental effects of prolonged use of internet pornography, not masturbation per se.

Perhaps the two are so inextricably linked in many people's minds, it's hard to separate, but I think they are different things. Certainly, masturbation without visual stimulus is harder, but I do think that masturbation is not bad thing, either in or out of a relationship. Certainly, I think that masturbation for me, personally, is good for my sex drive and impacts positively on my relationship.
Original post by The_Last_Melon
Heathen scum.


Heathen's cum, well if they are doing it we should to :biggrin:
Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£
There are quite a lot of boys in this thread. :holmes:

Boys, if you want to see real men, by all means, please make your way to my thread. It's that big one with some 40 pages and 100 participants... :proud:

A 19 year old calling me a boy. That's cute.

Enjoy being sexually frustrated.
Reply 72
Original post by Sovr'gnChancellor£
There are quite a lot of boys in this thread. :holmes:

Boys, if you want to see real men, by all means, please make your way to my thread. It's that big one with some 40 pages and 100 participants... :proud:


I would try again but I get nervous sweats and then start hyper ventilating.

Also I enjoy it far too much.
Original post by NathanW18
A 19 year old calling me a boy. That's cute.

Enjoy being sexually frustrated.

What in the Lord's name did you just say about him, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ministry school, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in the Baptist religion and I'm the top missionary in the entire Christian world. You are nothing to me but another infidel. I will teach you the word of God with the largest gospel choir that has ever been seen, mark my words. You think you can get away with rejecting Christ? Think again, sinner. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pastors and priests across the USA and you're going to be forced to accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, so you better prepare for your baptism, sir. The baptism that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call atheism. You're Christian soon, sir. I can teach you anywhere, anytime, and I can preach in over seven hundred languages, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained in reciting the bible from memory, but I have access to the entire literature of the Archdiocese of the Americas and I will use it to its full extent to bring you into Christianity, you little atheist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have challenged the existence of God. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamned sinner. I will teach Christianity all over you and you will drown in it. You'll be a believer soon, kiddo.
Enjoyable copy and paste.
where did the word 'fap' come from? :colondollar:
Reply 76
Why doesn't everyone just fap whenever they want without starting pointless forum arguments on who's a bigger man, or who's got more willpower. Just both sides shut up and fap when you want to.
Original post by tinkerbell_xxx
where did the word 'fap' come from? :colondollar:


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fap
Original post by SherlockH
Why doesn't everyone just fap whenever they want without starting pointless forum arguments on who's a bigger man, or who's got more willpower. Just both sides shut up and fap when you want to.

People like to seem superior.

Even though they clearly aren't, they like to believe they are.

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