Fap Away 2013

Well, that's potentially even worse, but each to their own.

Actually thinking of fapping like this:

Could you imagine Einstein tugging away to porn? Newton? Napoleon? Alfred the Great? Jesus? Caesar? Emperor Octavian? Achilles? High-flying city firm partner? Top CEO of a multinational? Richard Branson? Steve Jobs?

No? Didn't think so.

Well, that's potentially even worse, but each to their own.

Actually thinking of fapping like this:

Could you imagine Einstein tugging away to porn? Newton? Napoleon? Alfred the Great? Jesus? Caesar? Emperor Octavian? Achilles? High-flying city firm partner? Top CEO of a multinational? Richard Branson? Steve Jobs?

No? Didn't think so.

what you've basically said is masturbation is not for successful people. How old are you? there will be people on this planet who don't **** and a low lives, just as you have people that do **** and are perfectly fine. The problem is when people become obsessive and masturbate a ridiculous amount of times everyday and porn becomes like crack to them. To be fair to you though, if those guys did ever become bored of their wives and needed abit of sexual excitement, they could probably have their pic of the worlds finest women anyways, be it through an affair or escorts etc.

Mature, you've decided you don't want to **** anymore because you want to "be more confident" , "do more sports" and have more energy to name a few, don't look down on others because there are people out there ****ing an enourmous amount, and get more pussy than you, are more confident, and have a better social life too. I commend you on your will power and decision, but don't look down upon others

Yeah, I can imagine quite a few of them at it. Not that I'd want to with some of them...

There are a lot of people in the City who claim it helps to de-stress them after work, actually, although I'm sure some disagree with that.

Ancient Romans were rather open sexually, though not as much so as the Greeks, so I'm sure they got up to all sorts of things. It wasn't really so taboo back then.
Achilles would come under the category of Greeks, so he probably whacked one out every now and then too.

Newton died a virgin, as far as anybody knows, so he either had no sex drive at all (making him a bad example), or whacked one out regularly.

And talking about Richard Branson in this way icks me out, so I'm going to stop now...

You're so deluded. Not to mention, lacking in a sense of humour.

And no, I can't imagine those guys ****ing, they're all dead. Except Branson, but everyone knows he doesn't have a penis.

Really, guys, I was merely trying to convey a message about how you wouldn't really expect even the greatest men to be tugging away to porn; i.e. that you wouldn't associate them with doing such things; not that highly successful people don't do it - just that you wouldn't really expect them to. That you wouldn't really expect them have the time to tug away to porn for an hour.

I am in no way looking down at people, those "proud" smilies are just mildly sarcastic and I'm merely fighting a mock battle with the "Fap Away" clan.

This is all a bit of fun after all even though it does have many benefits for many (including myself).

Jonah, the disruption you've caused with this thread.

I shall fap and be dammed.

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If you think they need an hour, then you my friend are misguided...

Why not join us, Fuzz, and you too can become a bastion of greatness!

Personally I think you should extend this to both men and women, for example 'BE A MAN/WOMAN'

Just saying.

So everyone how many faps have we all achieved in 2013 so far

Double figures

Double figures

HAHAHA I don't think im quite in double figures yet but it must be close

Is this even a challenge?

I'm not taking on a challenge.

FapAway 2013 is no challenge! It is merely an affirmation of laziness and not rising to challenges. You and your FapAway clan members are no men!

Your clan will forever kneel in our shadow!

an then are you happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of your heart devoted to it?