TSR Pakistani soc. MK8

Original post by Maryb_101

If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, would you like me smooth or rough? :wink:

Rough obviously :wink:

If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

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Original post by Revent

Rough obviously :wink:

If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

This is the funniest thing I've heard..
do you like search for these on google or something??
I need to learn how to do these.. :wink:

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Maryb_101

Original post by Revent

Rough obviously :wink:

If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

Typical of you. You could do neither since you are TT. Sad times. Looool.

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Original post by Maryb_101

Typical of you. You could do neither since you are TT. Sad times. Looool.

You don't need something for the latter :teehee:

if you know what I mean :tongue:

Original post by student room sk

This is the funniest thing I've heard..
do you like search for these on google or something??
I need to learn how to do these.. :wink:

Oh I've used a lot of these before :tongue:

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Zeegie

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Original post by Maryb_101

That mood is my natural state, what do you know. :teehee:

I kid

..or maybe i don't.. ;O lool

I'm off college tomorrow, so i'll have a few hours to prep before hand. I feel like i know it but i don't know it :biggrin:

oh? kinky

Yayayaya sleep is awesome :smile:

more time for me to dreeeammmm :biggrin:

You'll know it, it'll be buzzing in ur head in the morning :biggrin:

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Yeethoven

Nothing like science jokes to get someone excited...

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Original post by Revent

You don't need something for the latter :teehee:

if you know what I mean :tongue:

Oh I've used a lot of these before :tongue:

you have to teach me some of these
the best one I know is one that's been used on me

(Did it hurt.....When you fell from Heaven)
heard it so many time....
so boring now ......

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Original post by student room sk

you have to teach me some of these
the best one I know is one that's been used on me

(Did it hurt.....When you fell from Heaven)
heard it so many time....
so boring now ......

Oh I use that one quite a bit to take the piss, BUT at the end, I add, cos your face is ****ed up :giggle:

(Falling from heaven, and damaged face as a result if you dont get it)

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YWArtist

OP

Original post by Maryb_101

That mood is my natural state, what do you know. :teehee:

I kid

..or maybe i don't.. ;O lool

I'm off college tomorrow, so i'll have a few hours to prep before hand. I feel like i know it but i don't know it :biggrin:

Good luck
In shaa Allah you're successful
My duaas are with you
Safe.

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Original post by Revent

Oh I use that one quite a bit to take the piss, BUT at the end, I add, cos your face is ****ed up :giggle:

(Falling from heaven, and damaged face as a result if you dont get it)

of course I get it...
but guys that use them on girls are really f*cked up...
not the one u said but the other one...
If thats the best chat up line then kill me now...

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Original post by student room sk

of course I get it...
but guys that use them on girls are really f*cked up...
not the one u said but the other one...
If thats the best chat up line then kill me now...

Of course it's not the best :tongue:

but I use it as a joke :lol:

I wish I was sin^2x and you were cos^2x so together we could be one :tongue:

I LOVE maths ones the best :love:

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Original post by Revent

Of course it's not the best :tongue:

but I use it as a joke :lol:

I wish I was sin^2x and you were cos^2x so together we could be one :tongue:

I LOVE maths ones the best :love:

literally all yours already xx
your chat up lines are as great as Chris Brown's Chest....
(yes I did say that) :wink:

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Original post by Revent

Rough obviously :wink:

If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.

hope you don't mind but I'm stealing this.... :wink:

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Original post by student room sk

literally all yours already xx
your chat up lines are as great as Chris Brown's Chest....
(yes I did say that) :wink:

Woo!! Someone who ALSO likes nerdy chat up lines :biggrin:

I just HAVE to accept that friend request now :tongue:

Whenever I see you, I have to do anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away :wink:

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Original post by Revent

Woo!! Someone who ALSO likes nerdy chat up lines :biggrin:

I just HAVE to accept that friend request now :tongue:

Whenever I see you, I have to do anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away :wink:

how did you guess.......Biggest nerd here,
course I'm sure you woulda accepted me anyways x
and I'm so gonna search these on google and I'll come back tomorrow with an amazing one you'll never have heard of before..

LOL i just found this one (YES I LITERALLY SEARCHED THIS)

7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.. :wink:

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Original post by student room sk

how did you guess.......Biggest nerd here,
course I'm sure you woulda accepted me anyways x
and I'm so gonna search these on google and I'll come back tomorrow with an amazing one you'll never have heard of before..

LOL i just found this one (YES I LITERALLY SEARCHED THIS)

7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.. :wink:

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

or you must be auxin, because I'm getting some rapid stem elongation here :wink:

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Original post by Revent

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

or you must be auxin, because I'm getting some rapid stem elongation here :wink:

Who knew it could be this much fun to constantly think of chat up lines...
LOL -I'm actually gonna use these on someone tomoz and I'll tell you how it goes

and hate to burst the bubble but I guess I'm not that much of a nerd (LOL) cause I don't know what auxin is...
see you tomorrow
away to bed xx
goodnight x

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