TSR Pakistani soc. MK8

That's like my mum. So what would you see yourself as then (on nationality) Pakistani or British?

But sir, all I did was offer her many millions of Ugandan dollars. It was totally innocent

Ohyrt...cool.

Wow what happened here?? Seems like someone's in some deep **** x

British. Though, I've never thought of it that way.

Ikr, people are never happy. You're a good man. Maybe you should've told her about the pigeon infestation in her bank? Lol.

Wow what happened here?? Seems like someone's in some deep **** x

I blame Revent. He made an innuendo, and I followed up on it with another one. We both got in to trouble. Oops



My grandma got really ill, and we got an emergency flight (like a couple of days notice) I was the only child at the time, so there's no "Oh, but what happens to x" etc..

I flew out, I guess without the normal procedures because I was just under the age of one ie: ordinarily there'd be no need for me to have a passport

When we came back, the authorities wouldn't let me in, because their reasoning was "This is not a British baby. You're smuggling a Pakistani born kid"

It didn't help that I apparently walked and talked, and basically clinged to all the old ladies in Pakistan, and apparently I wanted to sleep with "bay", despite her being ill so the authorities wouldn't really believe my parents.

It took about 6 months and me having an episode (with my grand dad and great uncle shouting like hell at my parents for taking me there - got a little back story for that, but a sad one ), to get all sorts of documents from the UK to Islamabad.
They finally accepted a birth certificate after about 6 months!

Lol..... No wonder- your from NYC!!! Shut up!! I hate you so much for that cause I'm so jealous!! I've always wanted to go there, were you born there?? Or just lived there for a short while or something?- before I forget I love how you can take something really simple and turn it into a sexual innuendo- lol (always makes me laugh) x

I blame Revent. He made an innuendo, and I followed up on it with another one. We both got in to trouble. Oops

Ikr. Shet got real.

you're a quran hafiz for goodness sakeeeeeeee. mashallah, that is so good. i'd love a guy that knew the quran by heart but i'd want them to be a practacing muslimm

Revent is extremely funny with his stupid innuendos, what was yours??

I didn't get into trouble

I wish I did though I really do need a spanking

I was born and raised there
It's not ALL innuendo's Sometimes I'm straight to the point. Like I want to sleep with you right now

I told him that he was doing it wrong

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2216680&page=370&p=41487746#post41487746

How do you know that I'm not some weird creep on this?? Lol- now I realise you meant what you said about being a bad Muslim, lucky for you but unlucky for me- I'm not a great Muslim either (actually feel really bad whilst saying that) x

I don't think you did anything that bad x

How do you know that I'm not some weird creep on this?? Lol- now I realise you meant what you said about being a bad Muslim, lucky for you but unlucky for me- I'm not a great Muslim either (actually feel really bad whilst saying that) x

I'll take my chances If you're a guy, I swing both ways anyway What do you mean by unlucky for you? A night with me will be the best thing you'll ever experience

I keep saying. This guy is still waiting for you



EDIT: On a serious note, what do you think of this?

http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-88192-Worlds-tallest-building-to-be-built-in-Karachi

To me, it seems like they can spend $45 Billion on construction work, yet they can't feed the starving millions, but at the same time it brings work, and could be good for Pakistan's tourism industry, and bring people in to Pakistan, lifting people out of poverty

I like 'em big anyway

Idk, never REALLY been to Pakistan so dunno much about it.

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To me, it seems like they can spend $45 Billion on construction work, yet they can't feed the starving millions, but at the same time it brings work, and could be good for Pakistan's tourism industry, and bring people in to Pakistan, lifting people out of poverty

That's a ridiculously high amount of money, doubt it's 100% true. Still it's good if true.