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Weirdest place to get a boner?

I've got boners in absolutely weird places. The amount of times I don't sleep much and I get morning wood in uni is unbelievable.

Where is the weirdest place you've had a boner lol?

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scotttb
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In my eye.
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Yeah happened to me once. Been called beanstalk from that moment on...
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eterna
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physical examination
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eelnais
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My vagina. :frown:
This is the second thread tonight on boners :confused:
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Original post by jam277
I've got boners in absolutely weird places. The amount of times I don't sleep much and I get morning wood in uni is unbelievable.

Where is the weirdest place you've had a boner lol?


I got one during my GCSE presentation evening, needless to say it was very awkward shaking my headteachers hand :colondollar:.
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Original post by Maid Marian
This is the second thread tonight on boners :confused:


You wanna make the third?
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tehforum
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In a graveyard
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Original post by Tbx
I got one during my GCSE presentation evening, needless to say it was very awkward shaking my headteachers hand :colondollar:.


Lol happens so much. The best one was my male teacher in sixth form. Could see the lining and he was putting it down by scratching his leg.
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Original post by eelnais
My vagina. :frown:


Rofl. Classic.


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Original post by jam277
I've got boners in absolutely weird places. The amount of times I don't sleep much and I get morning wood in uni is unbelievable.

Where is the weirdest place you've had a boner lol?


What do you mean by this? :holmes:

Original post by eelnais
My vagina. :frown:


:sexface:
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Probably that guy at the Olympics, the rower.
In sex ed at school :lol: It was about STI's and there were loads of disgusting pictures:s-smilie: I could feel it coming on throughout the lesson though.
A funeral, paying your last respects.
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Original post by eelnais
My vagina. :frown:


why a sad face? it should be a :colone: face

:biggrin:
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Original post by HumanSupremacist
What do you mean by this? :holmes:



:sexface:


I don't sleep. So in uni I'm very tired, can't concentrate and when I'm sitting down on the seats I feel a boner coming through as I'm so tired.
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`Jts
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Near a primary school. (not that I get boners there but I'm just saying it's a weird place to get a boner)
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Original post by HumanSupremacist
What do you mean by this? :holmes:


Maybe he has delayed ones with little sleep so he only really wakes up in lesson :P
In the men's toilets.

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