First Date!

I don't expect any hugs or kisses for at least 5 dates.

I know he said 'expect nothing', but that's too much.

If it goes well, you'll probably be balls deep in her on your next date.

I don't expect any hugs or kisses for at least 5 dates.

I know he said 'expect nothing', but that's too much.

If it goes well, you'll probably be balls deep in her on your next date.

My penis was removed after an infection when I was younger, so i dont think thatll happen

but you still have balls, right?

but you still have balls, right?

Im just kidding tho dude.

But im not really like that.

If she offered i woukdnt.

Why would you joke about something like that? That's sick.

I hope she rejects you now.

I don't expect any hugs or kisses for at least 5 dates.

Errr... what?

By the sounds of it along with other posts you don't plan to kiss for as stated the first 5 dates which I would class as a drastic mistake. Of course don't expect her to make the move of kiss or hugging. Nonetheless at the end you probably want to go for a semi hug and kiss depending on how well the date goes.

Anyway, what sort of transportation are you using?

Rule no 1.

Talk to her like she's a friend, not an alien. Take this as a chance to get to know her.

Rule no 2.

It's okay to be a bit nervous, it's better to mention this rather than put on a show of false confidence. Nervousness can be kinda cute. Plus she agreed on a date so you already know that she likes you.

Rule no 3.

Go with the flow. Physically, expect nothing.


EDIT: When desperate, watch Hitch