I've never smoked in my life, and me and my friend were sitting in the toilets in the Science block, because it was raining and we didn't want to be with all the idiots in the mail hall. Anyway, a Science teacher walked in, started sniffing and looking at us, and he saw I was holding something, so he came over right in my face and was like "Give. Me. The. Fags"... Safe to say he was a bit shocked when he discovered it was a ****ing special K bar