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I need a poop, there is no tissue left

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Will newspaper suffice for my bootyhole? I'm really desperate. :colondollar:

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-.-, yes it will.
1. Your username is indecent.

2. Your thread is silly.

Finally, may I enquire why you do not have any toilet rolls? :colonhash:


Additionally, are you eight years old?
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Original post by HumanSupremacist
1. Your username is indecent.

2. Your thread is silly.

Finally, may I enquire why you do not have any toilet rolls? :colonhash:


Additionally, are you eight years old?


Austerity brah. Got me livin in da struggle an sheet.
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Use one of your socks.
Do as the Iraqis do and wipe your mess with your left hand.


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Original post by Rybee
Use one of your socks.


I did that once before (srs)
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Original post by bootyhole
I did that once before (srs)


Same. Was in Amsterdam and our coach was leaving imminently, had a twitchy bum and there was no toilet roll.

No way could I have held that in for the coach ride to the ferry. I did laugh when someone pointed out I only had 1 sock on. At the time I just said I was getting ready in a rush, but now I do look back and laugh at what happened :rolleyes:
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I think there's a Sun paper in my house maybe I will use that. Does it flush well?
Well, at least you haven't done the poop already and then found out that there is no toilet paper left.
jesus christ what sort of self respecting human couldn't improvise in such a situation?
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I might wet it beforehand
Only on TSR.

Before you do this, check you don't have anything else available - facial tissues, paper napkins, kitchen roll.
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Original post by lightburns
Only on TSR.

Before you do this, check you don't have anything else available - facial tissues, paper napkins, kitchen roll.


I'ma look right now yo. Gotta give yo booty an easy ride.
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Newspaper leaves ink on yo ass.
Your expertise in this area is beginning to disturb me
(edited 11 years ago)
You need to get the shower on once you're done and give yourself a jetwash
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hose yourself down in the shower
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Go to a shop and buy some toilet paper?
This thread is too indecent. I demand its closure immediately! :fuhrer:

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