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Original post by Leechayy
OMG we have so much in common!:biggrin:


Oh, you're awesome too? High five!
Original post by Jina
Hahaha this life is hard. I wont even describe the situation, you boys will faint.


Posted from TSR Mobile I decided it is better to scream. Silence is the real crime against humanity. - Russian Writer

Curiosity is strong now. :frown:
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Original post by L'Evil Fish
My French... Was hilarious :rofl:

She knew I was improvising because I told her. She said she was quite impressed, doubt I got higher than last time though :lol:

I said I didn't like Chemistry (wtf!!!) and then that I find ir hard but really like it :facepalm: then said about being a chemist :lol:

Then I accidently said "however" so I had to think of a random sentence negating the first :eek: so I mentioned a car crash :redface:


Hahhahahahaha! I used to make up stuff about my mum pulling a gun on a waiter because he gave the wrong bill and my boss nearly killing me, for my CA.


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Original post by MattFletcher
I'm being my usual non-sympathetic self :wink: :console::gigg::smug:




It was more than smoked :lol: it was the flame tests and we used splints and it was purple and red and orangey (mixed lithium,sodium and potassium) and I shook it to extinguish the fire and the alkali fell off while hot and landed on me :teehee:
Original post by Jina
Hahhahahahaha! I used to make up stuff about my mum pulling a gun on a waiter because he gave the wrong bill and my boss nearly killing me, for my CA.


Posted from TSR Mobile I decided it is better to scream. Silence is the real crime against humanity. - Russian Writer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?:rofl:
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Original post by MattFletcher
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?:rofl:


Looooool I had the chance to talk utter crap for an exam... Why the hell wouldn't I grasp the opportunity. I talk about my crap teachers too, it's all good.


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Original post by L'Evil Fish
It was more than smoked :lol: it was the flame tests and we used splints and it was purple and red and orangey (mixed lithium,sodium and potassium) and I shook it to extinguish the fire and the alkali fell off while hot and landed on me :teehee:


I've heard about a boy who put a lump of sodium in his pocket (the oil was still on it). A while later it caught on fire as the oil had come off, and he tried to extinguish it with water. Noob.
Original post by L'Evil Fish
It was more than smoked :lol: it was the flame tests and we used splints and it was purple and red and orangey (mixed lithium,sodium and potassium) and I shook it to extinguish the fire and the alkali fell off while hot and landed on me :teehee:

DAMN! *In Ron Simmon's voice*
Original post by Jina
Looooool I had the chance to talk utter crap for an exam... Why the hell wouldn't I grasp the opportunity. I talk about my crap teachers too, it's all good.


Posted from TSR Mobile I decided it is better to scream. Silence is the real crime against humanity. - Russian Writer

I said I fell out with a friend at a party so I through a bottle of vodka at him:biggrin:
Original post by Bude8
Noob.


OMD! Hahahaha we were making jokes about that the other day!!!! I put my hand under the water and it was better (because it had already reacted) that is hilarious though!
Original post by L'Evil Fish
OMD! Hahahaha we were making jokes about that the other day!!!! I put my hand under the water and it was better (because it had already reacted) that is hilarious though!


All the good Chemistry jokes Argon :frown:
Original post by Bude8
Oh, you're awesome too? High five!


Sure am! :top:
Original post by Bude8
All the good Chemistry jokes Argon :frown:

Can you make a joke about Sodium and Barium Oxide?
"Na BrO
Original post by Bude8
All the good Chemistry jokes Argon :frown:




:facepalm: to both of you :tongue:
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Original post by MattFletcher
I said I fell out with a friend at a party so I through a bottle of vodka at him:biggrin:


Haha at least Spanish examiners won't be left feeling dull. They must think we're high when they're marking.


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Original post by MattFletcher
Can you make a joke about Sodium and Barium Oxide?
"Na BrO


Original post by L'Evil Fish
:facepalm: to both of you :tongue:


Like I said, all the good Chemistry jokes Argon :colonhash:
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Original post by Bude8
Like I said, all the good Chemistry jokes Argon :colonhash:


I got it! Haha
I'm doing my chem homework now as well ironically. :s


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Original post by Jina
Haha at least Spanish examiners won't be left feeling dull. They must think we're high when they're marking.


Posted from TSR Mobile I decided it is better to scream. Silence is the real crime against humanity. - Russian Writer

haha yeah (mines French tho.) I need a murder in my next one! OR some sort of crime! #Drama
Chemistry :daydreaming:

My Chemistry notes are too OP
Original post by L'Evil Fish
My French... Was hilarious :rofl:

She knew I was improvising because I told her. She said she was quite impressed, doubt I got higher than last time though :lol:

I said I didn't like Chemistry (wtf!!!) and then that I find ir hard but really like it :facepalm: then said about being a chemist :lol:

Then I accidently said "however" so I had to think of a random sentence negating the first :eek: so I mentioned a car crash :redface:


Did you use my trick? :tongue:

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