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Reply 2640
LOL ARE YOU GUYS SEARCHING THESE JOKES FROM THE NET... OR HAVE YOU MEMORISED THESE JOKES?!


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Original post by Jina
:/ :/ science ones kill. Good luck shabad!


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1) dont say my name :emo:
2) that's not my name
3) thanks :ahee:
Reply 2642
When people ask me how chemistry is going I say, it's sodium boron.





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Original post by Jina
LOL ARE YOU GUYS SEARCHING THESE JOKES FROM THE NET... OR HAVE YOU MEMORISED THESE JOKES?!


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I have the Carbon Dating One On my wall so I know it! :awesome::danceboy:
Reply 2644
Original post by Jina
LOL ARE YOU GUYS SEARCHING THESE JOKES FROM THE NET... OR HAVE YOU MEMORISED THESE JOKES?!


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Definitely memorised them:

Q:*When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
*A:C over lambda.
Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium
You guys are so lame. Seriously.

Original post by Jina
When people ask me how chemistry is going I say, it's sodium boron.


And you don't make sense.
Reply 2647
Original post by L'Evil Fish
1) dont say my name :emo:
2) that's not my name
3) thanks :ahee:


Loool, modified it!


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What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
Wan Der Waal - A dutch hit for Oasis :wink:

Discovered from the internet, as an Oasis fan I died when I saw this one:rofl:
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Reply 2650
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
Original post by EduWiz
"I'd be a bus driver."


Rude.
Reply 2652
Original post by Bude8
Rude.


Haha meh:tongue:
Reply 2653
Original post by Bude8
You guys are so lame. Seriously.



And you don't make sense.


Ahhh kill joy! Say It out loud and it sounds like you're saying "so damn boring" in a Texan accent. -_-


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Original post by Bude8
You guys are so lame. Seriously.



And you don't make sense.

I AM NOT LAME!!:shock::shock:
Reply 2655
Original post by MattFletcher
I AM NOT LAME!!:shock::shock:


Think he's pms-ing.


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Original post by Bude8
Rude.

Kiss my Arsenic DiSulfide
Hmm so who has yet to begin their revision? I still haven't :sigh:
Original post by MattFletcher
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.


I like that :tongue: Chemistry :love:
Original post by Jina
Think he's pms-ing.


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ohhhh

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