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CodeJack
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Original post by eliza.anne
My Dutch friend once sent me a giant package for my birthday so I've opened it all in front of my family. The last present was this cute hello kitty purse but I felt something inside of it, so I've opened it...

And a 3 inch dildo flopped out. Cute.


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I can imagine it having a cute smiley face and just flopping about. Ok that's the first time I've called a dildo 'cute'.
Probably, one of them has to be my mum walking in on me air saxaphoning (yes - I am THAT cool) aged about 9 to god knows what. Not air guitar, no, too mainstream. Air saxophone is where it's at... *facepalm*


btw - I think I've nearly died from laughing at all of these so far :P
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Truflais
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Original post by CodeJack
I can imagine it having a cute smiley face and just flopping about. Ok that's the first time I've called a dildo 'cute'.


Probably be the last time too, I wouldn't have been shocked if she'd stuck some googly eyes on it for shock value. :rolleyes:


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Original post by GeekChicc
:colondollar:

No shame :biggrin:
Original post by Oxy-moron Prodigy
She probably thought it was hentai.


She thought it was emo hentai.
Original post by eliza.anne
My Dutch friend once sent me a giant package for my birthday so I've opened it all in front of my family. The last present was this cute hello kitty purse but I felt something inside of it, so I've opened it...

And a 3 inch dildo flopped out. Cute.


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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I walked in on my flat mate receiving a rusty trombone from his girlfriend last summer.

Google it ladies.

It's still the funniest thing I've ever seen, or ever will.
Singing "Old Mac Donald had a farm" in the shower in a stupid voice. I just heard them laughing outside the door. I wanted to die :frown:

Thankfully have never been caught having sex/masturbating. I'd literally jump out of my window.
Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt
I walked in on my flat mate receiving a rusty trombone from his girlfriend last summer.

Google it ladies.

It's still the funniest thing I've ever seen, or ever will.


Wow D;
Original post by Rosasaurr
Probably, one of them has to be my mum walking in on me air saxaphoning (yes - I am THAT cool) aged about 9 to god knows what. Not air guitar, no, too mainstream. Air saxophone is where it's at... *facepalm*


btw - I think I've nearly died from laughing at all of these so far :P


The most innocent and original answer so far :lol:
Peeing in the trashcan

When i was 6

My father catched me

But smiled...
Singing the Queen of the Night (Mozart) aria in falsetto.
Reply 92
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CodeJack
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Original post by CaptainDudeson
Masturbating and trying to suck my own phallus.


I can only imagine...
Original post by Miracle Day
Wow D;


I know.

The lucky b**stard.
Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt
I know.

The lucky b**stard.


I wonder how many hetero couples do that **** :redface:

(no pun intended)
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CodeJack
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Original post by eliza.anne
Probably be the last time too, I wouldn't have been shocked if she'd stuck some googly eyes on it for shock value. :rolleyes:


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At least its only 3 inches, I supose thats good dildo etiquette. ^^
Original post by upthegunners
No shame :biggrin:


What's the most awkward thing your parents have caught you doing then?
Original post by Miracle Day
I wonder how many hetero couples do that **** :redface:

(no pun intended)


Not many.

If I find a girl up for that kind of shenanigans she's marrying me.
Original post by GeekChicc
What's the most awkward thing your parents have caught you doing then?

Looking at porn, I slammed the laptop screen in as soon as my mum came in

it was so obvious :colondollar:
Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt
Not many.

If I find a girl up for that kind of shenanigans she's marrying me.


Interesting you'd want it :pierre:

What did the couple say when you saw it?
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