most awkward thing your parents caught you doing

eh I'm not sure, but I have caught my dad, on several occasions, watching porn and masturbating. That was so awkward.

When I was 17 years old, one evening I was lying on top of my bed, with my trousers and pants round my knees, listening to my music with headphones on, my eyes closed and making beautiful love to my hand.
When the CD came to the end, I opened my eyes to change it and found a cup of hot tea on the bedside cabinet.
My mum must have just placed it there and gone back out.

and that is why you should'nt use headphones for ****ing :P

Haha.

Never say never!

Today I walked around with my fly unzipped.
Slightly awkward imo


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You think that's bad? I once left a job interview to realise my blouse was partially undone showing my bra. I hoped it wasn't undone the whole interview but I was still mortified.


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At least you got the job!

Ok. I won't put it on my 'never' list, I'll put it on my '2l of vodka required' list

Okay, so right before you die of alcohol poisoning your boyfriend is in for a treat!

Just thought it would be a good topic :P

My mum tidied a cupboard in my room before and generally I just chuck crap in there and forget about it...well basically my friend once bought a dildo in a bar out of a vending machine and for whatever reason it ended up back at my house so I just chucked it in the cupboard....about a week before my mum tidied this cupboard I went to prodigy and took cocaine with me to have after because I was planning on sleeping in a car and I never get to sleep like that so was going to have cocaine and just stay up...I was that knackered I set up my friends tent and just slept in there and didn't take the coke.

The coke ended up in the cupboard....after my mum had tidied the cupboard there was only 2 items left it in.

She said nothing....years of disappointing her has caused this.

masturbation

You say that like it's a good thing.

-_-