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Reply 80
Original post by loua96
Oh yes she does :sexface: :teehee:


*moan* oofftt:sexface:

feisty one you are :colondollar::wink:
Reply 81
Original post by Felix Felicis
I think the whips and chains really tie the place together :sexface: Oh, I have an idea of how you can repay that favour :wink2: :sexface: My mum tells me I'm adorable xP
http://memegenerator.net/instance/37169209 :wink:

Argh! Ok, the song's pretty cool but I don't understand this obsession girls have with Alex Day xD You're a nerdfighter presumably? :biggrin:

Oh you kinky girl, now you're gonna get it :sexface:

They were exceedingly annoying :frown: HA! Well put, "lovely, tubby little cutie" xD :wink: Roger's a creepy b******! I could not imagine you playing him :colondollar: Although I'm sure with your acting talent you could pull it off :rolleyes: :wink: ARGH ERMAHGERD I'M SO ANNOYED! My computer literally just corrupted 3 chapters worth of physics notes :unimpressed:

You are too easy indeed :wink: Lou, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen! :wink:

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Oh, you're not ready for this...:sexface: And was not! :tongue: Exhibit A that your mind is dirtier than mine because I didn't see it! :wink: Ok, I do have my Slowpoke moments but that is just awful xD Ahh I see, please tell me you're not a directioner! xD :afraid:

Aww :frown: I was looking forward to that xD I'd be the Peter Parker to your Gwen Stacey, the Andrew Garfield to your Emma Stone :sexface: Let's go with Colix :cool: Ha, if you like Cody then go for Cody :biggrin: You could call me tittywinkles if you really wanted to :biggrin: Can't wait to see that :biggrin: Pfftt! Andrew Garfield quickly became my man crush after that film (#nohomo) you'd have to wrestle me for him :pierre: :sexface: Oh, I see! I'm rather terrified now :afraid: But I'll see you for some light refreshment, you bring the handcuffs, I'll bring the paddle :sexface: Oh, I see, that's how it's gonna be is it?! :wink: :getmecoat:

Definite one to add to your playlist! :wink: Oh I definitely will, I've heard great things about it :biggrin: I never see anime on TV anymore xD Same! And he looked like a crossdresser too :teehee: Damnnn, Apocalymon was scary as **** :eek: But that ending scene was awesome :sexface:


I agree! The chains were a nice touch, all you need now is some pink fluffy handcuffs and you're all sorted :wink: Really!? HOW?? *winky-wink-wink* :sexface: Ha, everyone's mum says that they're adorable - doesn't mean that they are :wink: Well then I would say that my imagination is just... wow. Too vivid. Oh my. Need to spank my subconscious :teehee:

See? :tongue: Hahaha, really? They do? Because none of the girls I know (and trust me, I know quite a few :cool:) obsess over him :lol: So no, I'm not a nerdfighter. I do love when he reads Twilight though.. :biggrin:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3u28q6/ :sexface:

They really were. *sigh*... Oh well, we can make up for it with our A-Levels! :wink: Thank you! :biggrin: He is a creepy little dude isn't he? XD To be honest, even I, with my Oscar-nominee standard acting talents couldn't pull it off :rolleyes: ERMAHGERDNOWAY!?!? Are they okay? Did they get hurt?? :frown::giggle:

Yeah, one of my few weaknesses.. :rolleyes: haha, but fetch is like slang. From... England? :mmm:

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Nu-uh, I am like, soooo ready! :tongue: Was too! XD Okay, so I admit that I have a dirty mind, but it is NOT dirtier than yours. There's no way :wink: I know..:colondollar: Oh good heavens no! Although I have to admit their songs are f-ing catchy :colone:

N'aww, don't cry Bug Boy :tongue: haha, so you'd climb up 20 stories to my window just to avoid the doorman? Really? :wink2: But that does sound quite good :biggrin: ow about Fody? :sexface: Haha, think I'll stick to Cody :redface: Tittywinkles?!? Whaaaat?? XD :eek: Ha, finally a guy who admits he has a man crush! :') Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong. Prepare to lose my friend :wink: Emma Stone is a goddess.. if I rolled that way, WOW. Too hot :sexface: As you should be :giggle: Okay, it's set then XD That doesn't mean there's no way it'll be the wrong uni though! Might change my mind. We'll see :wink:

Good! :biggrin: 'Tis a great shame.. OMG HE ACTUALLY DOES!! I didn't even see that, had to Google him. Right in the childhood :mmm: uhuh! And my brain's being really slow today, which ending scene? :colondollar: :lol:
Reply 82
Original post by Leechayy
Hello, loua just came back from school:smile:

That sounds pretty cool! I hope you get there! :biggrin:

As for me, I want to do Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Economics and I wanna go Cambridge or Warwick to do Computer Science:smile:


Ohhhh! Just saw this! Haha, thank you :redface:

That's awesome hehe, very similar A-Levels to mine.. and that sounds uber cool. Cambridge is just the place to be. Everyone wants to go there. Poor Oxford :giggle:

Original post by Leechayy
*moan* oofftt:sexface:

feisty one you are :colondollar::wink:


And thank you. I try :wink:
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Reply 83
Original post by loua96
Ohhhh! Just saw this! Haha, thank you :redface:

That's awesome hehe, very similar A-Levels to mine.. and that sounds uber cool. Cambridge is just the place to be. Everyone wants to go there. Poor Oxford :giggle:

Haha, really? I always thought that Oxford was on par with Cambridge? + hopefully, you get all A*'s and A's in your A-Levels (so many A's:tongue:)

And thank you. I try :wink:



Haha, really? I always thought that Oxford was on par with Cambridge? + hopefully, you get all A*'s and A's in your A-Levels (so many A's)


Mehhh:blushing:
Original post by loua96
I agree! The chains were a nice touch, all you need now is some pink fluffy handcuffs and you're all sorted :wink: Really!? HOW?? *winky-wink-wink* :sexface: Ha, everyone's mum says that they're adorable - doesn't mean that they are :wink: Well then I would say that my imagination is just... wow. Too vivid. Oh my. Need to spank my subconscious :teehee:

See? :tongue: Hahaha, really? They do? Because none of the girls I know (and trust me, I know quite a few :cool:) obsess over him :lol: So no, I'm not a nerdfighter. I do love when he reads Twilight though.. :biggrin:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3u28q6/ :sexface:

They really were. *sigh*... Oh well, we can make up for it with our A-Levels! :wink: Thank you! :biggrin: He is a creepy little dude isn't he? XD To be honest, even I, with my Oscar-nominee standard acting talents couldn't pull it off :rolleyes: ERMAHGERDNOWAY!?!? Are they okay? Did they get hurt?? :frown::giggle:

Yeah, one of my few weaknesses.. :rolleyes: haha, but fetch is like slang. From... England? :mmm:

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Nu-uh, I am like, soooo ready! :tongue: Was too! XD Okay, so I admit that I have a dirty mind, but it is NOT dirtier than yours. There's no way :wink: I know..:colondollar: Oh good heavens no! Although I have to admit their songs are f-ing catchy :colone:

N'aww, don't cry Bug Boy :tongue: haha, so you'd climb up 20 stories to my window just to avoid the doorman? Really? :wink2: But that does sound quite good :biggrin: ow about Fody? :sexface: Haha, think I'll stick to Cody :redface: Tittywinkles?!? Whaaaat?? XD :eek: Ha, finally a guy who admits he has a man crush! :') Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong. Prepare to lose my friend :wink: Emma Stone is a goddess.. if I rolled that way, WOW. Too hot :sexface: As you should be :giggle: Okay, it's set then XD That doesn't mean there's no way it'll be the wrong uni though! Might change my mind. We'll see :wink:

Good! :biggrin: 'Tis a great shame.. OMG HE ACTUALLY DOES!! I didn't even see that, had to Google him. Right in the childhood :mmm: uhuh! And my brain's being really slow today, which ending scene? :colondollar: :lol:

Oh, you'd like that now wouldn't you?! :sexface: I'll see what I can do :wink: Oh, I could use a massage for starters *hint hint wink wink* :sexface: :wink2: Shhhhh :wink: I'll happily spank it for you :sexface:
Huh, I thought they did, maybe I've just met too many nerdfighter girls recently (I'm not one btw :L). What?! You like Twilight :eek: I just lost a bit of respect for you :rolleyes: :wink:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qM5UMlrDdHQ/UVhcuVGobqI/AAAAAAAAADM/ErXOY1a2BrM/s1600/awww+yeah.jpg :sexface:

I expect you to have 4 asterisks come August 2014! :wink: Sooo creepy! :eek: And I hated him for killing Piggy :unimpressed: No, they're not, they're...gone :cry2: I had to spend today redoing them :unimpressed:

Of you're right, it's sooo...grool :mmm:

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I think we may have to take this to PM then - the detail may be far too explicit for this thread :sexface: We're on equal grounding! XD Catchy?! :eek: :hand: You're going the right way for a spanked bottom :angry:

Only for you :sexface: What can I say, he's intimidating xD Hahaha yesss :biggrin: Nevermind! :lol: I only admit cause it's Andrew Garfield, how can I turn down such a good looking guy? :dontknow: I'm a little fruity in the booty if you know what I mean :mmm: Oh, those are fighting words! Bring it b****! Pillow fighting champion 3 years going :wink: Oh my god, yes! Emma Stone is down right sexy :coma: That would be a good 3-way :sexface: Well, last night was exhilarating :sexface: We must really do this again some other time :wink: Ha! True! :wink: I'll just play my cards right :wink:

I mean the scene at the end where they're all like saying goodbye to their Digimon and then Palmon comes at the end and they're all like running and stuff and Mimi's hat comes off and shizz :') Watch this, Japanese one's so much better :tongue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgLjnTgDrBE
Reply 85
Original post by Felix Felicis
Oh, you'd like that now wouldn't you?! :sexface: I'll see what I can do :wink: Oh, I could use a massage for starters *hint hint wink wink* :sexface: :wink2: Shhhhh :wink: I'll happily spank it for you :sexface:
Huh, I thought they did, maybe I've just met too many nerdfighter girls recently (I'm not one btw :L). What?! You like Twilight :eek: I just lost a bit of respect for you :rolleyes: :wink:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qM5UMlrDdHQ/UVhcuVGobqI/AAAAAAAAADM/ErXOY1a2BrM/s1600/awww+yeah.jpg :sexface:

I expect you to have 4 asterisks come August 2014! :wink: Sooo creepy! :eek: And I hated him for killing Piggy :unimpressed: No, they're not, they're...gone :cry2: I had to spend today redoing them :unimpressed:

Of you're right, it's sooo...grool :mmm:

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I think we may have to take this to PM then - the detail may be far too explicit for this thread :sexface: We're on equal grounding! XD Catchy?! :eek: :hand: You're going the right way for a spanked bottom :angry:

Only for you :sexface: What can I say, he's intimidating xD Hahaha yesss :biggrin: Nevermind! :lol: I only admit cause it's Andrew Garfield, how can I turn down such a good looking guy? :dontknow: I'm a little fruity in the booty if you know what I mean :mmm: Oh, those are fighting words! Bring it b****! Pillow fighting champion 3 years going :wink: Oh my god, yes! Emma Stone is down right sexy :coma: That would be a good 3-way :sexface: Well, last night was exhilarating :sexface: We must really do this again some other time :wink: Ha! True! :wink: I'll just play my cards right :wink:

I mean the scene at the end where they're all like saying goodbye to their Digimon and then Palmon comes at the end and they're all like running and stuff and Mimi's hat comes off and shizz :') Watch this, Japanese one's so much better :tongue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgLjnTgDrBE


Well... yes. Yes I would :sexface: haha, get in! :biggrin: Oh, I see where this is going.. ask for a "massage", gets all sexually intense, ends up being a "full-body" massage.. classic porno scene :rolleyes: Pfft, you're just trying to find any opportunity to spank me aren't you? :tongue:

Hmm, maybe.. and it's good to know that you're not a nerdfighter girl :teehee: Ew no! What kind of girl do you take me for?!?! I abhor Twilight!! :eek: Sparkly vampires? Really?!? :lol:

Well I think you should lower your expectations :wink: I hate him for that too, but the girl who played him was so lovely! She kept on apologising for killing me over and over in rehearsals :rolleyes: Aww Cody.. I'm really sorry for your loss. My deepest condolences :sad: that happened to my Geog notes... starting notes again from scratch sucks. Hard :unimpressed:

Hahaa. Grool :mmm:

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I think we may.. this could get very messy :sexface: Okay, I'll accept that :tongue: Yes. Catchy. I had What Makes You Beautiful stuck on loop in my head for the whole of yesterday - can't help it :colondollar: if it gets me another spanking, so be it :wink:

N'aww :wink: Haha, he is a little :') True, true... he's sooooo gorgeous! Oooofft.:rolleyes: Wooooow seriously? :awesome: Pfft! Pillow-fighting champion? Is that all you've got? B**** please. You ain't got nothin' on diss shizz :wink: That would be tooooo hot! Hey, bring Andrew Garfield along for the ride, could have a lovely little four-way :giggle: Hell yeah it was. Woah. Definitely will, I'll make it happen :sexface: Do that, you might just get lucky :tongue:

OHHHHH! How could I possibly forget that?!? :eek: I had tears in my eyes just watching that again.. "Mimi... MIMI!" :bawling: XD aww, her and Palmon were always my favourites! TK and Patamon were a close second :biggrin:
Reply 86
Original post by Leechayy
Haha, really? I always thought that Oxford was on par with Cambridge? + hopefully, you get all A*'s and A's in your A-Levels (so many A's:tongue:)


Mehhh:blushing:

Well it depends on which subject you're applying for.. for Engineering, Cambridge is 20 times better than Oxford :biggrin:

Thank you! And I hope you get all A*s and As in your A-Levels!! (too many A's. Sheesh :rolleyes:)

Hehe :tongue:
Reply 87
Original post by loua96
Well it depends on which subject you're applying for.. for Engineering, Cambridge is 20 times better than Oxford :biggrin:

Thank you! And I hope you get all A*s and As in your A-Levels!! (too many A's. Sheesh :rolleyes:)

Hehe :tongue:


Me personally, I want to do CompSci there but I only got 6 GCSE's excluding BTEC's. So there's a high chance I won't get in anyway :frown:

But for you. Go for it! Good luck!:biggrin:
Original post by loua96
Well... yes. Yes I would :sexface: haha, get in! :biggrin: Oh, I see where this is going.. ask for a "massage", gets all sexually intense, ends up being a "full-body" massage.. classic porno scene :rolleyes: Pfft, you're just trying to find any opportunity to spank me aren't you? :tongue:

Hmm, maybe.. and it's good to know that you're not a nerdfighter girl :teehee: Ew no! What kind of girl do you take me for?!?! I abhor Twilight!! :eek: Sparkly vampires? Really?!? :lol:

Well I think you should lower your expectations :wink: I hate him for that too, but the girl who played him was so lovely! She kept on apologising for killing me over and over in rehearsals :rolleyes: Aww Cody.. I'm really sorry for your loss. My deepest condolences :sad: that happened to my Geog notes... starting notes again from scratch sucks. Hard :unimpressed:

Hahaa. Grool :mmm:

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I think we may.. this could get very messy :sexface: Okay, I'll accept that :tongue: Yes. Catchy. I had What Makes You Beautiful stuck on loop in my head for the whole of yesterday - can't help it :colondollar: if it gets me another spanking, so be it :wink:

N'aww :wink: Haha, he is a little :') True, true... he's sooooo gorgeous! Oooofft.:rolleyes: Wooooow seriously? :awesome: Pfft! Pillow-fighting champion? Is that all you've got? B**** please. You ain't got nothin' on diss shizz :wink: That would be tooooo hot! Hey, bring Andrew Garfield along for the ride, could have a lovely little four-way :giggle: Hell yeah it was. Woah. Definitely will, I'll make it happen :sexface: Do that, you might just get lucky :tongue:

OHHHHH! How could I possibly forget that?!? :eek: I had tears in my eyes just watching that again.. "Mimi... MIMI!" :bawling: XD aww, her and Palmon were always my favourites! TK and Patamon were a close second :biggrin:

Haha, you kinky girl :sexface: Hahaha! xD Oh you'd know all about it being a classic porno scene, wouldn't you? :sexface:
http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/robocop-fap.gif xD
Oh yes, what can I say, I like spanking :wink:

Ha! Ok, that was phrased a little oddly :L Oh good! You scared me there for a second, I thought you were one of them
:eek: :giggle:

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/1648-noface.jpg :wink: N'aww, she sounds lovely :L I bet she's one of those people who if you hit with your car will apologise for denting your hood xD No one is sorrier than I Lou :sadnod: Man, that must've sucked! Physics notes aren't that bad to redo, but Geog :eek: So much content! :eek:

Hahaha :wink:

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Oh the messier and dirtier the better :sexface: Srs? :colonhash: That indubitably deserves a good, hard spanking :colonhash: :sexface:

Hahaha, isn't he just?! xD https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6411938304/h47934E08/
Haha, no not really, I was joking :L Psshhh, please, you're going doooowwwwnnnn! :wink: (Also, slightly disturbing being a pillow fighting champion when you consider I've been in an all boys' school for the last 5 years or so :L) Oh, you see, I was talking about myself, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield. Awks :wink: But I suppose you could join in too :wink: Grool, I can't wait :sexface: Bring a ball-gag next time btw, the neighbours complained about the noise XP Ehh, I've got an ace up my sleeve don't worry :wink:

Indubitably you cried more than the first time because the Japanese version is so much more awesome :colonhash: :wink: And Takeru goddammit, his name is Takeru, none of this dub version TK bull! :angry: But yeah, he was awesome but Taichi was without a doubt the most awesome :biggrin:
Reply 89
Original post by Leechayy
Me personally, I want to do CompSci there but I only got 6 GCSE's excluding BTEC's. So there's a high chance I won't get in anyway :frown:

But for you. Go for it! Good luck!:biggrin:


Ahh okay :redface: But Oxford look more at your A-Levels than GCSEs.. they can be a good indicator, but don't rule yourself out just because you "only" got 6 GCSEs.. you'll never know unless you try, so try :biggrin:

Thank you! Good luck to you too! :tongue:
Original post by loua96
Ahh okay :redface: But Oxford look more at your A-Levels than GCSEs.. they can be a good indicator, but don't rule yourself out just because you "only" got 6 GCSEs.. you'll never know unless you try, so try :biggrin:

Thank you! Good luck to you too! :tongue:

I'd argue that Cambridge would be the better option as they care more about your UMS scores than GCSEs whereas Oxford are GCSE nazis :teehee:

#nerdout :colonhash:
Reply 91
Original post by loua96
Ahh okay :redface: But Oxford look more at your A-Levels than GCSEs.. they can be a good indicator, but don't rule yourself out just because you "only" got 6 GCSEs.. you'll never know unless you try, so try :biggrin:

Thank you! Good luck to you too! :tongue:


Thankss!:biggrin:
Reply 92
Original post by Felix Felicis
I'd argue that Cambridge would be the better option as they care more about your UMS scores than GCSEs whereas Oxford are GCSE nazis :teehee:

#nerdout :colonhash:

Okay smarty pants :rolleyes::tongue:
Original post by Leechayy
Thankss!:biggrin:

Anytime! :biggrin:
Original post by Felix Felicis
I'd argue that Cambridge would be the better option as they care more about your UMS scores than GCSEs whereas Oxford are GCSE nazis :teehee:

#nerdout :colonhash:


We don't actually have any requirements for GCSE when it comes to CompSci at Oxford. We'll look at GCSE scores (in the context of how the school is doing), but it's just one of many things. The aptitude test and the interviews are far more important to us than GCSE scores. :-)
Original post by Oxford Computer Science Dept
We don't actually have any requirements for GCSE when it comes to CompSci at Oxford. We'll look at GCSE scores (in the context of how the school is doing), but it's just one of many things. The aptitude test and the interviews are far more important to us than GCSE scores. :-)

Oh my, this is awkward :colondollar: But I see! Thanks for that :biggrin:
Original post by Felix Felicis
Oh my, this is awkward :colondollar: But I see! Thanks for that :biggrin:


Don't worry about it. One of the reasons we have the account is to try to dispel a few myths about the application process. :-)
Reply 97
Original post by Oxford Computer Science Dept
Don't worry about it. One of the reasons we have the account is to try to dispel a few myths about the application process. :-)


What're the requirements for the Summer school CompSci at Oxford?
Original post by Leechayy
What're the requirements for the Summer school CompSci at Oxford?


You need to be in Year 12 at a UK state school and studying Maths to A2 (or equivalent). Further Maths and other Sciences useful but not essential. Preference is given to applicants who come from schools and areas with little or no history of successful application to Oxford. (Therefore, an unsuccessful application to the UNIQ Summer School does not necessarily reflect on an applicant’s likelihood of being successful in an application for undergraduate study at the University of Oxford.) In this case GCSEs, compared to your schools GCSE achievements, are quite an important part of the application process.

There's more details here on the selection process for the UNIQ summer school: http://www.uniq.ox.ac.uk/Selectioncriteria

We also offer lots of free one-day taster days throughout the year. Details appear here as they are released: http://www.cs.ox.ac.uk/admissions/ugrad/Open_days
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Original post by Oxford Computer Science Dept
We don't actually have any requirements for GCSE when it comes to CompSci at Oxford. We'll look at GCSE scores (in the context of how the school is doing), but it's just one of many things. The aptitude test and the interviews are far more important to us than GCSE scores. :-)


In fairness, he didn't say that you had requirements, just that you were "GCSE nazis" compared to Cambridge. I've seen far more people with low GCSEs being interviewed and made an offer by Cambridge than by Oxford.

The consensus on TSR is this (perhaps you can comment on it):
- The main criteria for interview at Oxford are your contextual GCSE results and your performance in the aptitude tests.
- AAA at AS-level will most likely secure interview at Cambridge, and they will accept more people with low GCSEs if they have high A-level UMS scores - information which Oxford doesn't receive.

Can I ask what the main factors are post-interview at Oxford, and where A-level results/predictions and the Personal Statement fit into the selection process?
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