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Original post by danielnkwocha


The Queen can suck my nuts. What's she ever done but be on money?

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:rofl:

Original post by Holby_fanatic
2pm. :colondollar:

I knew you'd like that... Master. :mmm:

And true. :smile:

TNP would rate themselves 10/10.
If I was the male version of anyone in my spoiler then true.

TNP really needs a dump.
Reply 3201
False :awesome: :ninja:

Tnp laughed at me replying to this statement :mmm:

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Original post by Multitalented me
:rofl:

If I was the male version of anyone in my spoiler then true.

TNP really needs a dump.


Haha, false. :smile:

Original post by ipoop
False :awesome: :ninja:

Tnp laughed at me replying to this statement :mmm:

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Sorry, babes, I didn't.

TNP is going to spend a fortune in a vending machine now.
Reply 3203
You don't think my great timing was amusing :emo:

False, what are you getting - besides those extra small condoms I asked for :sexface:

Tnp thinks size doesn't matter :mmm:

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Original post by ipoop
You don't think my great timing was amusing :emo:

False, what are you getting - besides those extra small condoms I asked for :sexface:

Tnp thinks size doesn't matter :mmm:

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Oh of course...:teehee:

TNP knows the importance of girth :lol:


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Original post by ipoop
You don't think my great timing was amusing :emo:

False, what are you getting - besides those extra small condoms I asked for :sexface:

Tnp thinks size doesn't matter :mmm:

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Strawberry flavoured lube. I know it's your fave. :sexface:

Of course. :tongue:

Original post by eliza.anne
Oh of course...:teehee:

TNP knows the importance of girth :lol:

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VERY important! :tongue:

TNP has no money.
Reply 3206
I of all people should know it's importance :sexface:

Tnp is picturing Eliza Nekkid right now :awesome: :afraid:

:getmecoat: :puppyeyes:
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Original post by ipoop
I of all people should know it's importance :sexface:

Tnp is picturing Eliza Nekkid right now :awesome: :afraid:

:getmecoat: :puppyeyes:
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Can't say I ever have. Sorry Eliza.

TNP didn't realise they'd sat in some ketchup earlier until someone asked if they were on their period. :facepalm:
Original post by ipoop
I of all people should know it's importance :sexface:

Tnp is picturing Eliza Nekkid right now :awesome: :afraid:

:getmecoat: :puppyeyes:
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Pft afraid of your erection from the imagery more like :pierre: :lol: and false to Holby, how embarrassing! D:

TNP wants some chocolate.


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Original post by eliza.anne
Pft afraid of your erection from the imagery more like :pierre: :lol: and false to Holby, how embarrassing! D:

TNP wants some chocolate.


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At least once a day

TNP is trying to watch the croods but pb is being a little bitch
Original post by eliza.anne
Pft afraid of your erection from the imagery more like :pierre: :lol: and false to Holby, how embarrassing! D:

TNP wants some chocolate.


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I nearly died of embarrassment! She's my closest friend at uni though so it's not all bad.

False.

TNP is satisfied now they have a drink.
Original post by Holby_fanatic
I nearly died of embarrassment! She's my closest friend at uni though so it's not all bad.

False.

TNP is satisfied now they have a drink.


Oh my! It would have been worse if it had been a stranger though :tongue: and at least it was just ketchup! XD

But false to both of the above :redface:

TNP is feeling lazy.


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Reply 3212
False, had busy and waesome two days :awesome:

Tnp is having a good weekend :beard:

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Original post by eliza.anne
Oh my! It would have been worse if it had been a stranger though :tongue: and at least it was just ketchup! XD

But false to both of the above :redface:

TNP is feeling lazy.

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I've done it with Creme eggs before as well and people asked if it was cum. Hate my life. :eek:

And true.

Original post by ipoop
False, had busy and waesome two days :awesome:

Tnp is having a good weekend :beard:

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If uni counts as not being home, then true.

TNP sleeps on their side.
Original post by Holby_fanatic
I've done it with Creme eggs before as well and people asked if it was cum. Hate my life. :eek:
TNP sleeps on their side.


:console:

Spoiler



true

TNP sleeps in a double bed :smug:
Original post by Stevo F
:console:

Spoiler



true

TNP sleeps in a double bed :smug:


Standard day in my life, Stevo. :tongue:

False, just a single.

TNP shares a room with someone.
Original post by Holby_fanatic
I've done it with Creme eggs before as well and people asked if it was cum. Hate my life. :eek:

And true.



If uni counts as not being home, then true.

TNP sleeps on their side.


I feel your pain. I once dropped a jar of mayo in Tesco and it splattered all over my dress :facepalm:

And I sleep on my stomach but with my head to the side.

TNP needs to shower.

Update: I have my own room :u:


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Original post by eliza.anne
And I sleep on my stomach but with my head to the side.


Same, but when you think about it, there's no other way your head could go haha

Original post by eliza.anne
I feel your pain. I once dropped a jar of mayo in Tesco and it splattered all over my dress :facepalm:

And I sleep on my stomach but with my head to the side.

TNP needs to shower.

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Negative, I could eat peanut butter off my scrotum right now

TNP has a housemate that's an amazing cook

Edit: why did I just quote the same post twice..
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Original post by eliza.anne
I feel your pain. I once dropped a jar of mayo in Tesco and it splattered all over my dress :facepalm:

And I sleep on my stomach but with my head to the side.

TNP needs to shower.

Update: I have my own room :u:

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It's so hard being a girl. :tongue:

And true. I'll do it as a form of procrastination in a minute.

Original post by Dami_O
Negative, I could eat peanut butter off my scrotum right now

TNP has a housemate that's an amazing cook


Someone's flexible. :wink:

And true, me. :smug:

TNP is running out of things to ask. (this is like my 650th post on this thread).
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Reply 3219
False

Tnp will congratulate me on running 20k last Thursday :ahee: :redface:

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