Well I think it's high time for an update on my life.
It's precisely 63 hours since my last shower, and I have played football for two hours in that time. Grim. But don't worry, I haven't been outside since Friday night, so nobody has had to smell me.
I have spent today (and last night/early morning) gazing at band t shirts online and reading 'hilarious' "22 things you didn't know about how **** your life is" articles on Cracked and Buzzfeed.
I am currently sitting on skype with asdfgah (nothing new there) with half a reel of cassette tape deposited on my head (that bit's fairly new), and I must admit that it looks like I've had a really bad perm.
More than 50% of me is wishing that I didn't have a GP appointment tomorrow just to see how long I can bear to go without showering, but she's interrupting my flow. Think if I turn up for the appt all smelly and in crumpled PJs people might suspect something is up.