Funniest homework excuse?

This kid in my English class came out with this rather honest excuse as to why he didn't bring in his essay

'Sorry sir I forgot to bring it with me thi... actually to be honest with you I just couldn't be bothered the football was on last night'

Cue the look of shock/astonishment from the teacher which quickly turned to rage and he blurted out "are you being ****ing serious" He then told the teacher that the other people who hadn't brought it in's excuses were all lies and he thought his honesty would make him go up in the teachers expectations

I had some outstanding methods of avoiding homework I was the king at it so much so I never got in trouble for it once I was always given the benefit of the doubt.

-I lived close to my school we had homework due in Computing and it was just after lunch and I knew she usually asks for the homework at the start of class and was very strict about missing it so as soon as I walked in I put a look of fake shock/horror on my face and said "oh sorry miss i've just realized I left the oven on at home, can I quickly run home and turn it off" too which she said "ye go ahead you had better hurry:" I took my time signing out at the office and walked slowly home arriving back in class with 25 minutes to go by which time all the homework had been collected and she had completley forgotten about mine. I did this with 3 or 4 different teachers but the problem is it only works once per teacher.

-Another good one in English if I had forgotten homework or an essay was too just throw an old essay I had done previously on the pile, then I would write the essay that night and first thing in the morning I would go to his class and say "oh i'm really sorry sir I didn't realise till I got home last night I had handed you the last essay I done by mistake here's the real one" too which he never suspected a thing and said "oh that's alright as long as you done it thanks for bringing it in" I must have used that excuse twice for everyone of my teachers I had.

-Then there was the old emailing it to myself in the wrong format on purpose trick, "oh sorry sir/miss I emailed it to myself last night but it's not working for some reason i'll print it out tonight and bring it in tommorow" too which you never get in trouble for because the computer illiterate teachers know nothing and just assume it's the computers fault haha.

-Next up was the fact my school banned the use of memory sticks due to viruses so a few times I I brought in a blank memory stick and asked the teacher to print off my homework to which they replied "oh no I can't they have been banned" cue the look of fake shock on my face "that's ridiculous what are we supposed to do if we don't have a printer" too which they replied "I know it's stupid oh well can you e-mail it to me for tommorow" which always bought me an extra day and again they never blamed me for it because they foolishly assumed I had done it and it was the schools fault not mine

'I couldn't afford paper to do my homework'

Legit excuse

The best I've herd from re was god told me not to do it and another on can't tmber where from I was abducted by alians an acedently left it on their ship

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The best I've herd from re was god told me not to do it and another on can't tmber where from I was abducted by alians an acedently left it on their ship

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I often used my period as an excuse not to do homework.


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Some of my friends have used that before. It works well on the teacher's who watch football. Some idiot tried it on our super strict 60 year old female biology teacher. Let's just say the power of menopause is not to be messed with.

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Stolen by a thief thinking it as a notebook of gold?

Eaten By A Rat?

Given as Mortgage to buy underwear?

Lol, anyone can go on and on!

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That's reminds me. My brother who went to the same school as me said he did the English homework but we got burgled over the weekend and they stole our computer, along with his homework. Awkward situation when the same teacher comes and asks me if I had been burgled recently...

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I wish I could have been there,but I have this problem where if teachers are shouting at the whole class I can't help but want to stop laughing at loud ... :/

Ohhhhh how awkward what did you say u bet she felt really sorry for you !!!!!

That's reminds me. My brother who went to the same school as me said he did the English homework but we got burgled over the weekend and they stole our computer, along with his homework. Awkward situation when the same teacher comes and asks me if I had been burgled recently...

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Nooo, my brother had lied! Which is why when she asked me I was just like 'o.0 DA***?' My brother didn't let me in on his excuse... She went and talked to my brother,who then said that the police had identified and located the burglars. They had gotten the computer back,along with his homework. So he just handed it and left casually... I think the teacher needed therapy.

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Omg looooooooool I'm having a laughing fit right now if I was the teacher I would have let them of for being so creative omg how can people have the guts to say these things !!!!! I would have been in hysterics if I heard someone say that to a teacher and did he show the teacher the picture ?

I have the same problem. Some teachers just aren't supposed to shout, so when they do, it's the funniest **** ever. You try so hard to keep it in and almost manage... Until you look across to your friend who's gone purple and is scrunching his face so much, he looks like a raspberry, you then make eye contact, that's when you both burst out laughing.... Happened too many times haha.

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