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Reply 5780
Original post by Malevolent
Guys Poops on that stuff again...


I'm highly smitten :yep:

:flutter:
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Original post by ipoop
I'm highly smitten :yep:

:flutter:
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Smitten by what ? :redface:
Reply 5782
Original post by Malevolent
Smitten by what ? :redface:


Well, I was playing volleyball today and we've had two new players, both females :sexface: Both very :flutter: alas, one is on holiday and the other one has a boyfriend, whom as it happens lives in Germany :holmes: Two pints each at the pub after the game has told me that she might be keen :beard:
Agony uncle, what must I do? I already know what I will do, nothing! :indiff:

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Original post by ipoop
Well, I was playing volleyball today and we've had two new players, both females :sexface: Both very :flutter: alas, one is on holiday and the other one has a boyfriend, whom as it happens lives in Germany :holmes: Two pints each at the pub after the game has told me that she might be keen :beard:
Agony uncle, what must I do? I already know what I will do, nothing! :indiff:

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Ohhh man my brah Poopy is gonna get the V!!!!!!


I think the one on holiday is okay but the one with the boyfriend that's off limits. Thou shall respect thy fellow lad.
Reply 5784
Original post by Malevolent
Ohhh man my brah Poopy is gonna get the V!!!!!!


I think the one on holiday is okay but the one with the boyfriend that's off limits. Thou shall respect thy fellow lad.


Breh, I have my night goggles ready and stuff. Come next game, I will get to work :colone:

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Original post by ipoop
Breh, I have my night goggles ready and stuff. Come next game, I will get to work :colone:

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Only on the one without a boyfriend poop!!!! Don't ruin a relationship breh :tongue:
Reply 5786
Original post by Malevolent
Only on the one without a boyfriend poop!!!! Don't ruin a relationship breh :tongue:


The goggles do the picking :colone: Wouldn't be the first time I broke off a relationship for something I have done :moon:

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Original post by ipoop
The goggles do the picking :colone: Wouldn't be the first time I broke off a relationship for something I have done :moon:

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I r disappoint in u poop.
Reply 5788
Original post by Malevolent
I r disappoint in u poop.


Don't worry breh, I won't mess up her relationship. :nah: I have my pillow anyway :sexface:

And every single relationship abruptly ended because of I is justified. I won't get into it though. They are too funeh and cruel :mmm:
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Original post by ipoop
Don't worry breh, I won't mess up her relationship. :nah: I have my pillow anyway :sexface:

And every single relationship abruptly ended because of I is justified. I won't get into it though. They are too funeh and cruel :mmm:
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And your hand don't forget!

Mean poppy.
Reply 5790
Original post by Malevolent
And your hand don't forget!

Mean poppy.


The hand and I are on a break :yep:

Hey, I am a worthy opponent sir :colone:

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Original post by ipoop
The hand and I are on a break :yep:

Hey, I am a worthy opponent sir :colone:

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A 10 minute break! Ba dum che :ahee:

You are not !!!
Reply 5792
Original post by Malevolent
A 10 minute break! Ba dum che :ahee:

You are not !!!


10 minutes? You mad breh? 5 minutes at best! :pierre:

I think the few pissed off ex boyfriends would disagree with you :pierre:

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Disappointed poop is all I can say.
:huff:
^Obviously had his girl taken by iPoop :teehee:

Original post by ipoop
10 minutes? You mad breh? 5 minutes at best! :pierre:

I think the few pissed off ex boyfriends would disagree with you :pierre:

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The fudge are you online breh!? :lolwut: Nobody is normally online at this time except me :hand:
Original post by The Epicurean
^Obviously had his girl taken by iPoop :teehee:




The fudge are you online breh!? :lolwut: Nobody is normally online at this time except me :hand:


online at a very bad time :yawn:
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Original post by ZRO
Ok.... This has to be settled. You must battle it out to decide a winner. The other must bow down. :holmes:

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okay bring it on

Original post by Malevolent
Dude I crush CG she bows down to me...

no i dont fart brain

Original post by ZRO
But does she know that :pierre:

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no i didnt

Original post by Malevolent
Yes shes a little girl shes terrified of me.


stop discriminating against little girls many of them would probably take you down and make sure every bone has been crushed

Original post by Malevolent
Exactly shes so so scared.

CG I'm calling you out unless you're scared of me.


me not scared :boxing:


Original post by ZRO
Think she's asleep :lol:

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:yep:

Original post by Malevolent
Nah shes hiding cause she be scared.

i was SLEEPING

Original post by Malevolent
Yeah brah tell you're leader she has 24 hours to respond or she admits defeat!

:rolleyes: i will never ADMIT defeat against a farting ant like you

Original post by ZRO
Woahhh brah she's not my leader, I'm neutral like Canada nomsayin?

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you have disapointed me
Original post by This Honest
Leave CG alone you bullies :angry:

Us girls gotta stick together :flutter: :gfight:

Finally, I'm posting on TSR at work on a night shift, feel me bro :smug:

:five: TH knew i could count on you wait you became a girl O.0

Original post by Malevolent
Your a dude :tongue:




Oh okay brah just stick out if it its me and CG :colone:


you are so scared youre asking zoro to watch out for you:mmm: scardy cat cardy cat



Original post by Malevolent
Yeah. She gonna go down.


no you are gonna go down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Original post by boumavilla




Oh Bee! :mmm:
Although there is nothing to see on my profile. :colonhash: I suppose I could dance it up a bit. :flutter:

I'm still relieved that I've finished my exams. :h: I also now have a job in tuition. :smug:
Less about me, how's life with da bee? :sexface:
OMG! Sorry I've only just seen this :colondollar: I like to look wayyyyyy back through people's posts :mmm:
Have you celebrated finishing them yet? :teeth:
Life. Ugh . :nothing: Nm just being unbelievably single. Wbu? :nothing::nothing::nothing:

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