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Can anyone help me?

I am wondering if anyone can help me by giving me idea for a job.

My main skills are that i can make animal noises, which i used to do in the London Zoo for blind children until it got closes down and turned into the new arsenal stadium.

Side note- due to an unfortunate incident at madam tusades I am afraid of people with a mixed race of scottish and mexican, meaning I cant work in a place with the chance of running into them.

A workplace with no windows would be a bonus
Reply 1
Trolololololol
Reply 2
Original post by noone29
Trolololololol


How much can i expect to earn doing this? do I need experience?
Reply 3
Original post by JM1987
How much can i expect to earn doing this? do I need experience?


5 years minimum experience of living in a cave.
Reply 4
Original post by noone29
5 years minimum experience of living in a cave.


Does liverpool count as a cave?
Reply 5
Original post by JM1987
Does liverpool count as a cave?


Nope, Yorkshire Moors do, however.
Reply 6
Original post by noone29
Nope, Yorkshire Moors do, however.


sorry i am banned from yorkshire after another incident in the pudding factory involving les dennis and a rolled up copy of the magazine of "Meats of the solomon islands".
Reply 7
Original post by JM1987
sorry i am banned from yorkshire after another incident in the pudding factory involving les dennis and a rolled up copy of the magazine of "Meats of the solomon islands".


Roflcopter
Reply 8
You could get a job recording the animal noises in those children's books with animal sounds?


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Reply 9
Are you serious?
Reply 10
Original post by ForgetMe
Are you serious?


Nope but I liked him in the harry potter books
Reply 11
Original post by JM1987
Nope but I liked him in the harry potter books


:hmmm: ?

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