This is how my results went:
Lieutenant:Captain!!! I have the up most urgent news for you sir
Me: Status report, ASAPP
Lieutenant: Well.... The good news is that you got an A in computing
Captain: Acknowledged
Lieutenant: also an A in Art and Design
Captain: Hipeeee
Lieutenant: a C in Maths (higher tier)
Captain: hmmm... Ok but a B would have be better
Lieutenant: a Pass in Btec Ict, Engineering, sports and a Merit in Science( its actually worth two Merits
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Lieutenant: But there's the bad news
Captain: The "Bad News"?? What is this bad news you speak of??
Lieutenant:Well...sir..the bad news... The bad new-
Captian: GOD DANMITT Lieutenant, spill out the beans already
Lieutenant:sir..you got D's in the rest of your gcse's
Captain: Impossible
Lieutenant: IM afraid to say... You COMPLETY FAILED Your English
You have 3 options here...
1.Captian: THE FRAKK??
2.Captian: WhatTheDuck?? How did I get such bad results??
3.Captian: AHH ****TEEO.o