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Best comebacks to a teacher?

Reply 20

Autistic Merit

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Original post by PeaceTreaty

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Art teacher...

Reply 21

PeaceTreaty

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Original post by Autistic Merit

Art teacher...

Good point.

Reply 22

Reagan Smash

"Theres no need to call me sir, Professor."

-Harry Potter.

Nothing will ever be better.

Reply 23

buchanan700

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Original post by ChiefNinja

EDIT: This one is applicable too.

Repped for using a supernatural gif. :smile:

Reply 24

Jessicaweavers

I just recently had a foul argument with a teacher and apparently I was being disrespectful, so she asked why I was not showing her respect and I with "respect is earned, not given"

Reply 25

yo radical one

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Constantly talking about Nazis and the war with Germans is the most stupid thing; there is more to German history than this

Reply 26

Scienceisgood

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Teacher: GET OUT!

Me: That's what she said.

Reply 27

FireGarden

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Original post by Scienceisgood

FireGarden teaching Chemistry:

Balance this equation C6H12O6 + _O2 --> ??????

Me:
Done, now answer me this.

What happens when you react Flourine, Uranium, Carbon and Potassium?

FireGarden: Aren't you hot enough to do the reaction yourself?

Yeahhhh.

.

Reply 28

PMBB

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Found this ages ago on Pinterest :P thought it was quite funny

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 29

Badshah

Teacher: Get out of my classroom.
Me: It ain't your classroom. It is the headteacher's.

Reply 30

interstitial

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Me - Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher - 'May'

Me - I was using 'can' as a verbal modifier asking a question rather than pertaining to an ability, but being a teacher, I thought you would know that. *walks out like a baws*

Reply 31

JohnC2211

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Year 9, art class. We're doing some observational drawing of a shoe or something.

Art teacher comes over to my shoulder, looks at my drawing and says, in a very condescending tone:

'You're not taking Art for your GCSEs are you?'

I simply reply:

'No, I'm taking real subjects.'

Reply 32

username876889

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English teacher got pissed when I didn't hand in my essay, told him to go deal with it.
French teacher was really annoyed that I didn't turn up for an after-school 'club' even though I wasn't expected to, so I told her that I had a life. Needless to say she hates my guts now.

Reply 33

Gorwell

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Original post by Arithmeticae

Me - Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher - 'May'

Me - I was using 'can' as a verbal modifier asking a question rather than pertaining to an ability, but being a teacher, I thought you would know that. *walks out like a baws*

Nerd.

Reply 34

HappyHylian

I don't like being rude to teachers but one teacher really annoyed me once because I wanted to drop Further Maths at GCSE because I only got a C in normal maths and she said:
"Don't argue with me, I'll give you five Ds if you continue". (Ds are a behaviour code at our school)
and I replied with
"Well that's 5 more Ds than you'll ever get".
Teachers around me started laughing, she gave me 5 Ds but when she walked out a teacher crossed them out for me. XD
I felt kind bad though because I guess she just wanted me to get another qualification but I really really can't do further maths, no matter how hard I study.

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 35

Karatekid Shiva

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Teacher: why r u such a horse?
Me: coz girls like riding on me

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(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 36

lerjj

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Original post by Arithmeticae

Me - Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher - 'May'

Me - I was using 'can' as a verbal modifier asking a question rather than pertaining to an ability, but being a teacher, I thought you would know that. *walks out like a baws*

I have a better solution:
Do exactly the same thing, but when they say 'May', reply 'fair enough' and stay sitting down, ideally looking slightly uncomfortable.

Throws them right off.

Reply 37

CrawfordRolex

In my case, "You're fired".

Reply 38

Chlorophile

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Original post by Scienceisgood

Chemistry Teacher:

Balance this equation C6H12O6 + _O2 --> ??????

Me:
Done, now answer me this.

What happens when you react Flourine, Uranium, Carbon and Potassium?

Teacher:

Spoiler

Probably mainly KF.

Reply 39

CrawfordRolex

Original post by Mkeallison

Guess you're a head then

I had teachers that taught me at home as well as at the private school I attended.