My mum knows!!!

So yeah I was going through some finance stuff earlier on my computer and my mum helped me fill in the forms etc, halfway through the student finance page closed and when she saw my maths work (STEP II 2004 q3) she cracked a joke (even though I think she knows) something to do with porn and it was just bitterly awkward, guys do your mums know that you watch porn if you do? now im getting paranoid that she knows that I do it every night, is it normal for ur mum to know? only my brother knew and she once caught me with babestation on but nothing else!!!

not even worried just feeling a bit awkward, she also washes my towels so I wonder if she saw the cumstains (I try my best to clean it!) tissues sometimes are not enough, excuse the papa roach reference :lol:

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Reply 1

Anonymous #1

Original post by Waqar Khanny

Dude u have problems :s-smilie:

bit rude

can anyone give me an honest answer? I take it from the reactions thus far that getting caught by your mum is a social norm?

Reply 2

Aniaa

Everyone know boys do that. Your mum is no difference although normally women dont say it openly

Reply 3

username91207

I think every mother on earth with a son will realise he masturbates daily, probably to porn.

Reply 4

ninuzu

Original post by Raylan Givens

Who cares? When I was 12 I got caught watching Playboy. Oh the benefits of the old chipped NTL cable boxes where every channel was free. As soon as MOTD finished I'd put it on but one day when i was out my father hooked it up so what was on downstairs was upstairs too so he could set films on the box downstairs and watch them in bed. Got the shock of his life when i switched it over to Playboy. He came out to the top of the stairs and asked me ' what you watching? ' - straight away I knew I was screwed.

:biggrin:

Hahaha reminds me of a Jason Manford joke about porn and hooked cable tv :rofl:

Reply 5

Slazenger

you're presumably a teenage male. of course she knows.

Reply 6

lipslikemorphine

I got kind of caught once. I was watching porn and my mum comes in and wants me to show her something on my laptop so i quickly close the window but it froze for like half a second but luckily she acted as if nothing happened. :colondollar:

And yes, your mother knows. Specially if she washes your sheets. Which by the way you should learn to do yourself if you're going uni...

Reply 7

Anonymous #1

Original post by Raylan Givens

Original post by Aniaa

Everyone know boys do that. Your mum is no difference although normally women dont say it openly

yeah that's why I was a little shocked

Original post by snowyowl

I think every mother on earth with a son will realise he masturbates daily, probably to porn.

true but she was open about it rather than discrete and said something along the lines of been able to talk about that stuff, I'm fine thanks mum

Reply 8

Aniaa

Original post by Anonymous

Haha funny story indeed, I got caught by my bro because he and his friends came round our house and then when he typed in youtube it came up with loads of youporn links the suggestions
Never really been caught in the act haha
tbh I don't really care and I made this thread because I was getting a little bored of polar coordinates, always love the reactions from TSRians, much judgement

yeah that's why I was a little shocked

true but she was open about it rather than discrete and said something along the lines of been able to talk about that stuff, I'm fine thanks mum

well but she doesnt forbide you or anything? So its good, dont worry

Reply 9

Anonymous #1

Original post by lipslikemorphine

And yes, your mother knows. Specially if she washes your sheets. Which by the way you should learn to do yourself if you're going uni...

Haha oh god, at least you didn't have headphones in and you were strumming yourself, I can't even begin to fathom how awkward that is

thanks for the protip :colondollar:

Reply 10

Anonymous #1

Original post by Aniaa

well but she doesnt forbide you or anything? So its good, dont worry

yeah that's true, only really made this thread because I was a bit bored :tongue:

Reply 11

Aniaa

Original post by Anonymous

yeah that's true, only really made this thread because I was a bit bored :tongue:

well....its still better than making another 'ask me anything' thread

Reply 12

Anonymous #1

Original post by Aniaa

well....its still better than making another 'ask me anything' thread

Glad you think so :yy:

not sure whether I should come off anon or not, since I want to edit the OP asap as its a little exaggerated and cringeworthy

Reply 13

Aniaa

Original post by Anonymous

Glad you think so :yy:

not sure whether I should come off anon or not, since I want to edit the OP asap as its a little exaggerated and cringeworthy

what will it change if you come off anon?

Reply 14

Anonymous #1

Original post by Aniaa

what will it change if you come off anon?

I assume I can edit it when I come off anon but I'm not sure if that's true lol, what if I come off anon and I can't edit my anon posts, mod please confirm