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Daggering

never knew was it meant before I got told to check

european steamboat

Student Room:

An online message board for students. Most users are smug preening tossers who think anything lower than an A* grade means you fail at life forever and will be doomed to work at McDonalds unless you do Physics, Maths or Chemistry. TSR also has an unhealthy obsession with Oxbridge, engaging in daily masturbation sessions to the Times Online League Tables and exiling anyone who doesn't get into a university within the top 5.

TSR users won't hesitate to use their signatures to remind you exactly of their A* grades, what their UCAS choices are along with some 'hilarious' lolcat picture that takes ages to scroll past. Politically, TSR users are extremely left wing, so if you dare say anything bad about immigration, multiculturalism, Islam, feminists, the EU, Marx or the Labour party, you will be torn to pieces, called any combination of the words 'scum', 'racist', 'sexist', 'fascist', 'bigot' or worst of all; 'Tory'. Yes, support the Tories and you might as well tattoo a Swastika on your arse and put "HEIL HITLER" as your sig. There is also a 'rep' system. If you aren't a raging left winger who bums Marx and hails multiculturalism as the Second Coming, prepare to get negged to @#!*% and back. If you want rep, start arse-licking the members with high rep. These tend to be the biggest ***** of all, holding themselves in such high esteem that if their head were any further up their arse, they'd be ingesting stomach acid.

Example of a discussion on The Student Room:

"Hey I got my results back. I got a B in English Literature, an A in Maths and a B in ICT."

Reply: "HAHAHAHA ABB YOU SUCK, YOU'RE DUMB, YOU WILL FAIL LIFE 4EVER. AND YOU DO ICT, LOL MICKEY MOUSE SUBJECT. I GOT A*A*A*. KN

You did daggering ?

european steamboat : You beat me to it !



That would be something interesting to do.

nah someone told me they'd like to do it to me/with me when I get to uni



European steamboat is just what... I expected something involving boobs, but it was the complete opposite and just what

Scranjob.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scran%20Job

You lucky bastard, already getting an offer of daggering even before starting uni







These are more weird than I thought it would be.

Could get more than that if I really wanted

the thirst of the first year students is real (will be second yr by the time I get there)

You can definitely get more but not everyday you get offered daggering lol !

When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

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Paris Hilton.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paris+hilton
definition 4 is pretty funny too

Hahaha that made me laugh

I like the barber entry:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=barbie