Would you ever order an escort?

Only if I was rich,
not to fornicate with,
but if I needed someone to do insane things with.

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username221592

Probably, if I was rich and her payment would be literally pocket change to me.

It's like the sex equivalent of getting fast food when you're really hungry: no effort or skill required, quick satisfaction, leaves you feeling dirty but happy afterwards.

Reply 4

LightBlueSoldier

Original post by Lady Comstock

Under what circumstances?

Never?

If you were rich and could blow £300-750 without a second thought?

If you were desperate?

Etc?

Well, I have the money, but I wouldn't. Even if I didn't find it fairly easy to get girls I wouldn't as I don't see the point really.

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Reply 5

Never ever. I don't know what should I do with an escort. It would be a waste of money in my case.

Reply 6

Mockery

No, sex means little to me when not with someone I care for. Certainly a lot less than 200 quid worth of meaning..

However, if I'm doomed never to have a genuine relationship in the future, I might be forced to.. Don't judge, I have a more than healthy level of 'needs' :rolleyes:

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Reply 7

Original post by hihoho

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but if I needed someone to do insane things with.

What do you mean with insane things exactly? spit it out! perhaps I change my mind to order an escort...

Reply 8

Original post by Kallisto

What do you mean with insane things exactly? spit it out! perhaps I change my mind to order an escort...

Mit Ihr die Beine trainieren.
But seriously, take her out and dance with her in the streets,
go sky-diving with her,
etc. anything that is considered extreme that would give me an adrenaline shot,
that is of course, assuming there's no friend who is free,
and brave enough.

Reply 9

Original post by hihoho

Mit Ihr die Beine trainieren.

Do you speak German? interesting!

Original post by hihoho

But seriously, take her out and dance with her in the streets,
go sky-diving with her,
etc. anything that is considered extreme that would give me an adrenaline shot,
that is of course, assuming there's no friend who is free,
and brave enough.

Nice thoughts! but do you think that there is an escort who is brave enough to do it with you?

Reply 10

Limpopo

Original post by Lady Comstock

Under what circumstances?

Never?

If you were rich and could blow £300-750 without a second thought?

If you were desperate?

Etc?

I could easily afford to spend that amount without blinking an eye but the last place my money would go would be to some lazy slapper who cant be bothered to find honest work. They are simply exploiting men. Let them get a proper job.

Reply 11

Original post by Kallisto

Do you speak German? interesting!

Nice thoughts! but do you think that there is an escort who is brave enough to do it with you?

lived in Germany for a decade.
There's always an escort that would do anything you ask for,
if the money is right. :tongue:

but sure, a better alternative is look for adrenaline junkies,
more cost-effective.

Reply 12

cole-slaw

Original post by Lady Comstock

Under what circumstances?

Never?

If you were rich and could blow £300-750 without a second thought?

If you were desperate?

Etc?

Under no circumstances ever. If I was really that desperate I would just text an old f-buddy.

Reply 13

cole-slaw

Original post by Kallisto

I don't know what should I do with an escort.

From what I read, they help you with your A-levels. Google it.

Reply 14

Original post by Kallisto

Do you speak German? interesting!

Nice thoughts! but do you think that there is an escort who is brave enough to do it with you?

By the way, you seem into poetry,
did you check out the movie: Young Goethe in Love,
absolutely loved it. It's in German. :smile:

Reply 15

Original post by cole-slaw

From what I read, they help you with your A-levels. Google it.

I believe you. But there must be more what can be done with escorts. Hihoho gave good examples.

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cole-slaw

Original post by Kallisto

I believe you. But there must be more what can be done with escorts. Hihoho gave good examples.

I'm sure you must have a friend who would do that kind of stuff? :confused:

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Anonymous #1

I did today actually. Was nice (Y)

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Original post by cole-slaw

I'm sure you must have a friend who would do that kind of stuff? :confused:

I'm learning alone, if you meant that.

Original post by hihoho

lived in Germany for a decade.
There's always an escort that would do anything you ask for,
if the money is right. :tongue:

but sure, a better alternative is look for adrenaline junkies,
more cost-effective.

The best solution would be an escort which is an adrenaline junkie, wouldn't be? By the way I have read your recommendation.

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