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Reply 40
Original post by Autistic Merit
wet dreams mate


They happen infrequently, my sack would be in agony
Reply 41
Original post by bertstare
So you don't bust via sex either? Do your nuts not hurt like a bitch?


Unfortunately I don't have many offers for sex at the moment.

My balls feel fine :smile:
Original post by bertstare
They happen infrequently, my sack would be in agony


Same. I honestly don't think my genitals could hang any lower.
Original post by Solivagant
Unfortunately I don't have many offers for sex at the moment.

My balls feel fine :smile:


If this is the case, and you don't get nocturnal emissions, then I feel sorry for the first boy/girl you end up ejaculating inside.
Reply 44
Original post by Autistic Merit
If this is the case, and you don't get nocturnal emissions, then I feel sorry for the first boy/girl you end up ejaculating inside.


I do get nocturnal emissions. I said that a page or so ago. It's just not that common. Every once in a while.

Why, what would happen?
Reply 45
Original post by Solivagant
Robbie. You do realise I was messing with you in those messages because she told me you guys were pretending? Even ask her. I believe your jimmies have been rustled.


Cute, trying to justify your naivety

:smile:
Reply 46
Original post by Precious Illusions
Well she should because she is bloody gorgeous.


so you're sayimg you would go 2nd base with her?
Reply 47
Original post by Autistic Merit
If this is the case, and you don't get nocturnal emissions, then I feel sorry for the first boy/girl you end up ejaculating inside.


I laughed a lot more than I should at that!
Reply 48
Original post by matchdayH
so you're sayimg you would go 2nd base with her?


wot
Original post by Solivagant
I do get nocturnal emissions. I said that a page or so ago. It's just not that common. Every once in a while.

Why, what would happen?


It would be very painful for them.
Original post by Precious Illusions
Get this man some lotion and kleenex. STAT.


I think he'd much prefer it if you gave him a helping hand :smile:
Fapping?
Reply 52
Original post by Robbie242
Cute, trying to justify your naivety

:smile:


Hmm...

Maybe you should just ask her?

Original post by Changing Skies
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Reply 53
I think it's just a subconscious expectation that a boy has masturbated at least once before, I guess because they're perceived to be constantly horny lol
Reply 54
Original post by Autistic Merit
It would be very painful for them.


How come?

I'm not really an expert on sex sorry :tongue:
Reply 55
Original post by keromedic
Fapping?


:yep:
Reply 56
Original post by Solivagant
I was talking to a girl earlier, and she thought it was really weird that I've never masturbated. I'm nearly 18, is it really odd? It can't just be me :erm:


I was under the impression that you were as old as the man in your avatar for some reason.
Original post by Solivagant
:yep:

What is it? :innocent:
Original post by Solivagant
How come?

I'm not really an expert on sex sorry :tongue:


It would be overwhelming like

Reply 59
Original post by Changing Skies

Pretending? Nuh uh :tongue:

:rofl:


He told me on a thread that you two were. I'm confused as to who's bluffing or double bluffing who now :lol:

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