Kolasinic, Doria, Tah, Balanta are all guys who I've barely/never heard of. And ofc I aint exactly encylopaedic on European/world football knowledge but I'd be surprised if most United fans knew of these guys' existence other than through transfer rumours.
I can bet good money that they've rarely/never seen Lars Bender, Kondogbia, Bakkali, Carvalho and maybe even Strootman in action
add in three typical southampton players, just cos it's realistic that Southampton will sell three of their best players to the same club in the same window for a fee approaching £60m
Drop in Di Maria out of pure desperation, get Cavani in on the act despite the fact that Cavani would hardly leave PSG and Ibra to go and compete with another alpha male in RVP in a system under LVG with only one striker. Not to mention that there's absolute **** all reason for Rooney going to PSG, even PSG would baulk at paying his wages and it's not like Rooney is vaunted commodity anymore
all typical
but then just drop in Thorgan Hazard's name
do they literally just put 1000 player names in a hat and then pick out one? Who next, will it be Pogba returning or Pirlo for an extended holiday
fukin loonies