rofl, the Kolasinic news is prety old. He's said himself he's been offered a contract, and statistically he looks decent.
Doria and Balanta are hot property - Anybody who watches any football outside the EPL knows they are, and how coveted they are by quite a few european clubs. Balanta especially has been touted by barca etc, and is an absolute beast. You'd have to be pretty ignorant not to know those two.
Tah is another pretty well known youngster, who wouldn't cost too much. Again, not difficult to watch him play as he's played quite a few times this year. Tall, strong, and a potential vidic replacement in a few years.
How can you not have seen Lars Bender in action? He's been playing for years, at top level.
Carvalho I've not seen know, though a couple of my tuga friends tell me he's decent. Not special, but decent. Not seen Strootman either, but if he's LVG's boy, there's a good chance.
Di Maria has been disillusioned for years. There's every chance he'd come unless ancellotti does a lot of sucking the D. Hardly news either.
And I qualified the Cavani thing with Rooney. Why do PSG want rooney? Because Zlatan's been begging the PSG president or whatever to play with him for the last 6+ months. He's still pretty coveted, whether you like the guy or not.
The players for each position are one of each. I'm not saying we'd get ALL on that list rofl, just that players on that list are realistic targets.
Hazard was quite obviously a joke.
ps. Nice to know you're gonna whine here about my posts
Which of those targets do you actually think are 'unrealistic' and out of our range? Shocked you don't know half those players though.... And how many 'typical' Man Utd fans have you seen talk about half the players on that list?