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there was a young girl from Treffgarne
who liked to have sex in a barne;
she charged 50p
for the farmer to see
????????????????????????????

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There was a young girl from Treffgarne
Who like to have sex in a barne;
She charged 50p
For the farmer to see
Her auto-asphyxiate with some yarn....:dontknow:
Reply 2
Original post by Plumstone
There was a young girl from Treffgarne
Who like to have sex in a barne;
She charged 50p
For the farmer to see
Her auto-asphyxiate with some yarn....:dontknow:


that's worth 50p ???

:confused: :confused:
Original post by the bear
that's worth 50p ???

:confused: :confused:


I can't say I know what the going rate is....

There was a young girl from Treffgarne
Who like to have sex in a barn;
She charged 50p
For the farmer to see
Then thought "I could charge more than that, darn!"
Reply 4
Original post by Plumstone
I can't say I know what the going rate is....

There was a young girl from Treffgarne
Who like to have sex in a barn;
She charged 50p
For the farmer to see
Then thought "I could charge more than that, darn!"


:congrats:

are you from Treffgarne ? :colondollar:
Original post by the bear
:congrats:

are you from Treffgarne ? :colondollar:


...you mean it's a real place?!?!
Reply 6
Original post by Plumstone
...you mean it's a real place?!?!


why yes !! all my Welsh place names come from:

http://www.walesuk.info/wales.html


there are some real crackers in there :colondollar:
Original post by the bear
why yes !! all my Welsh place names come from:

http://www.walesuk.info/wales.html


there are some real crackers in there :colondollar:


You making fun of my home country here???
Reply 8
Original post by Lottie006
You making fun of my home country here???


if you mean Wales then yes

:rofl:

there's lovely

:woo:
Original post by the bear
if you mean Wales then yes

:rofl:

there's lovely

:woo:


I love Wales, I live in the good old countryside here!
Reply 10
Original post by Lottie006
I love Wales, I live in the good old countryside here!


do you wear one of those black pointy hats ? :flutter:
Original post by the bear
do you wear one of those black pointy hats ? :flutter:


You mean the ones (welsh lady hats) that I would be made to wear during St. Davids day??? Stereostypical much???
Reply 12
Original post by Lottie006
You mean the ones (welsh lady hats) that I would be made to wear during St. Davids day??? Stereostypical much???


yes, yes, Welsh Lady Hats !!

and maybe a shawl ?

:borat:


http://stebloke.co.uk/wolg/masters.jpg
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Original post by the bear
yes, yes, Welsh Lady Hats !!

and maybe a shawl ?

:borat:


http://stebloke.co.uk/wolg/masters.jpg


yes, i guess. but we hated it all during primary. thank goodness we only had to do it during primary school!
Reply 14
Original post by Lottie006
yes, i guess. but we hated it all during primary. thank goodness we only had to do it during primary school!


was it like part of your school uniform :hmmmm2:
Original post by the bear
was it like part of your school uniform :hmmmm2:


aha, no, thank goodness! We wore I once a year, for st. Davids day, but that was enough for me!
Reply 16
Original post by Lottie006
aha, no, thank goodness! We wore I once a year, for st. Davids day, but that was enough for me!


i yn disgwyl i chi siarad Cymraeg rhagorol cariad :colondollar: **


LANGUAGE COMPLIANCE

i expect you have good tongue of Wales :colondollar:
(edited 9 years ago)
Original post by the bear
i yn disgwyl i chi siarad Cymraeg rhagorol cariad :colondollar: **


LANGUAGE COMPLIANCE

i expect you have good tongue of Wales :colondollar:


Dydw i ddim yn mwynhau siarad Cymraeg. Rydw i'n sbwriel yn siarad Cymraeg. Fi oedd mewn dosbarth Cymraeg am 2 flynedd ond yna yn blwyddyn 2 i mewn i dosbarth Saesneg. Erbyn hyn fi yn dysgu Cymraeg yn yr ysgol achos rhaid i fi.
Original post by the bear
i yn disgwyl i chi siarad Cymraeg rhagorol cariad :colondollar: **


LANGUAGE COMPLIANCE

i expect you have good tongue of Wales :colondollar:


yeah, so pretty much, i am rubbish at speaking welsh and I used to be in a welsh school, then i moved to england, when i moved back here my mam put me in the welsh stream and i found it so hard to understand everything. i felt so left out and like i was alone. so in year 2 i moved into the english stream and carried on there on.

thankfully my primary school had a welsh and english stream so i didn't have to move primary schools.

now in secondary school we have to take welsh. i am now in year 11 and i find welsh ish alright. i feel like i am quite good at it but back experiences don't make up for that.
Reply 19
Original post by Lottie006
Dydw i ddim yn mwynhau siarad Cymraeg. Rydw i'n sbwriel yn siarad Cymraeg. Fi oedd mewn dosbarth Cymraeg am 2 flynedd ond yna yn blwyddyn 2 i mewn i dosbarth Saesneg. Erbyn hyn fi yn dysgu Cymraeg yn yr ysgol achos rhaid i fi.


Ond Cymraeg yw iaith eich tadau. Mae'n iaith hardd. Mae'n swnio fel rhaeadr tincial yn y geg o ferch ifanc. Mae hyfryd.

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