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Reply 2560
Original post by Flashing Lights
too tired/****ed to clock your meaning


There isn't one tbh. I'm talking ****, as per.

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Original post by Ggmu!
There isn't one tbh. I'm talking ****, as per.

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lol stoned.

that whatsapp/kik thing aint the worst idea
Reply 2562
Original post by Flashing Lights
lol stoned.

that whatsapp/kik thing aint the worst idea


Not enough or I'd be asleep :frown:

True but if it goes to that I'm quite happy not talking, the phone is privacy.

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Original post by Ggmu!
Not enough or I'd be asleep :frown:

True but if it goes to that I'm quite happy not talking, the phone is privacy.

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looool draw is expensive man, I should male escort or something. Maybe bike thievery, really easy and lucrative.

thats legit lol, I mean for those who wanted it.

can confirm talking to girl
can confirm she's said she thinks of me
can confirm she keeps referring to our inside joke
can confirm she's not intentionally playing with me
can confirm i'll soon suicide
Reply 2564
Original post by Flashing Lights
looool draw is expensive man, I should male escort or something. Maybe bike thievery, really easy and lucrative.

thats legit lol, I mean for those who wanted it.

can confirm talking to girl
can confirm she's said she thinks of me
can confirm she keeps referring to our inside joke
can confirm she's not intentionally playing with me
can confirm i'll soon suicide


Male escort looooool, oh my gaaaaad. The old women. Naaaa. Imagine not getting a boner cause she's just too bun.

It's cool though cause everyone here seems normal to me unlike the rest of this place.

Just go round the and throw a condom in her face or sattin

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Original post by Ggmu!
Male escort looooool, oh my gaaaaad. The old women. Naaaa. Imagine not getting a boner cause she's just too bun.

It's cool though cause everyone here seems normal to me unlike the rest of this place.

Just go round the and throw a condom in her face or sattin

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minor, treat it as a job where you get paid to ****.

yeah legit chilled thread

lol nah man, I want to be in her heart before I get in her bed. Possibly the gayest thing Ive ever wrote and I only said it cos it came to mind and its luls. but nah Ima play it slow, like I say, I want to get to the stage where I can take her on a beach holiday and just blaze and ****
Original post by manchesterunited15
We're getting dangerously close to white knight territory here


pot kettle nah don't g
Original post by little_tom
Those Chinese/Japanese international students chain-smoke like 3-4 cigarettes in a go, quite mental. I don't really go to Wrights Bar, the queue is always too long. They should expand it, its ****ing claustrophobic

but I did go there once during first year and I walked out with my chips having forgotten to pay


theres better bars in your area than that place anyway lol, when I'm with lse friends we just go to soho
Original post by Flashing Lights
minor, treat it as a job where you get paid to ****.

yeah legit chilled thread

lol nah man, I want to be in her heart before I get in her bed. Possibly the gayest thing Ive ever wrote and I only said it cos it came to mind and its luls. but nah Ima play it slow, like I say, I want to get to the stage where I can take her on a beach holiday and just blaze and ****


Guys get a ****ing room or at least whatsapp/kik.

G, man the hell up and stop being pathetic. Get the girl.
Original post by SoullessWords
Guys get a ****ing room or at least whatsapp/kik.

G, man the hell up and stop being pathetic. Get the girl.


bruh why you mad

man enough, head is just ****ed and feel like letting out my feelings xox
Original post by SoullessWords
The Vanity..we get it, you're buff, you've chilled with the made in chelsea boys, you get bitches, you get attention, but shut up.

No one gives a ****.

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Is that you Zurich?
Original post by Flashing Lights
bruh why you mad

man enough, head is just ****ed and feel like letting out my feelings xox


I aint even mad just sick of seeing misc at this messed up state.

Brb G awake at 3am talking to himself and sharing stories of how he can't get girls because of love handles
Brb random fkin dupes ruining ****
Brb ar and ggmu chatting up miel and lyrical like mad as if they've never seen girls
Brb mu15 being embarrassing
Brb durhamxl being vain
Brb zurish not shutting about dutch master race
Brb yaboy tsraping fklw and having an orgy with little tom and Luke
Brb deshi acting superior
Brb G using slang he's never even heard in his life
Brb stuffsgroovey ****ing things up
Brb Luke being the ultimate white knight
Brb thirsty nigg** everywhere.
Original post by SoullessWords
I aint even mad just sick of seeing misc at this messed up state.

Brb G awake at 3am talking to himself and sharing stories of how he can't get girls because of love handles
Brb random fkin dupes ruining ****
Brb ar and ggmu chatting up miel and lyrical like mad as if they've never seen girls
Brb mu15 being embarrassing
Brb durhamxl being vain
Brb zurish not shutting about dutch master race
Brb yaboy tsraping fklw and having an orgy with little tom and Luke
Brb deshi acting superior
Brb G using slang he's never even heard in his life
Brb stuffsgroovey ****ing things up
Brb Luke being the ultimate white knight
Brb thirsty nigg** everywhere.



zurish has an inferiority complex, cannot accept that us Germans play winning football and that it is fundamentally superior to "beautiful in it's tragedy" Dutch football.
Original post by The_Vanity
zurish has an inferiority complex, cannot accept that us Germans play winning football and that it is fundamentally superior to "beautiful in it's tragedy" Dutch football.


Shut up you're half Chinese

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Original post by SoullessWords
Shut up you're half Chinese

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And he is half Dutch... Problemo?

Unless we are playing the white supremacist racial purity game I don't see a problem.
Original post by SoullessWords
I aint even mad just sick of seeing misc at this messed up state.

Brb G awake at 3am talking to himself and sharing stories of how he can't get girls because of love handles
Brb random fkin dupes ruining ****
Brb ar and ggmu chatting up miel and lyrical like mad as if they've never seen girls
Brb mu15 being embarrassing
Brb durhamxl being vain
Brb zurish not shutting about dutch master race
Brb yaboy tsraping fklw and having an orgy with little tom and Luke
Brb deshi acting superior
Brb G using slang he's never even heard in his life
Brb stuffsgroovey ****ing things up
Brb Luke being the ultimate white knight
Brb thirsty nigg** everywhere.


love handles

the **** is love hadnles

there is some truth in this rant but there is defo deep hatred too
Original post by The_Vanity
And he is half Dutch... Problemo?

Unless we are playing the white supremacist racial purity game I don't see a problem.


Great, anything else you know about his life? You aware how he sleeps? Watch him eat?

I fuking do see the problem, you.

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Original post by Flashing Lights
love handles

the **** is love hadnles

there is some truth in this rant but there is defo deep hatred too


*Handles
Fat. Plain fat around the hips. Sure I remember you using that word yourself.

Nah no hate, just tired and angry and need to vent.

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Original post by SoullessWords
Great, anything else you know about his life? You aware how he sleeps? Watch him eat?

I fuking do see the problem, you.

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Blonde, 6ft4, a bit socially inept, likes books. Drinks more beer than he can handle therefore (repeatedly) puts himself in vulnerable positions. Probably has a nice arse, but he won't let me touch it :rolleyes: .
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Original post by SoullessWords
*Handles
Fat. Plain fat around the hips. Sure I remember you using that word yourself.

Nah no hate, just tired and angry and need to vent.

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as if you actually collecting spelling errors

yeah but when did I say that I have them you ****ing goon loooool

vent bro, vent.

>makes dupe just to rant on misc
>starts insulting everyone else on misc




Original post by The_Vanity
Blonde, 6ft4, a bit socially inept, likes books. Drinks more beer than he can handle therefore (repeatedly) puts himself in vulnerable positions. Probably has a nice arse, but he won't let me touch it :rolleyes: .


lold far too much

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