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As we all know, the Greens are scum.

They want to let anyone into the country as long as they bring organic fruit with them.

They want to force everyone in the country to become vegetarian

There will be 5000% tax on all meat products unless it is Halal.

All houses will have to have a bicycle attached a dynamo and you will have to pedal 5 hours a day to generate your own electricity.

Also, there will be compulsory Gap Year national service, where 18 year olds will go on a three week counselling and mediation course before being sent to warzones to convince factions to come to peaceful resolutions, and to turn terrorist groups toward dialogue.

How can this be allowed? No-one should ever vote Green. They are brainless hippies who will get everyone killed or make them gay.
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(Original post by Clip)
As we all know, the Greens are scum.

They want to let anyone into the country as long as they bring organic fruit with them.

They want to force everyone in the country to become vegetarian

There will be 5000% tax on all meat products unless it is Halal.

All houses will have to have a bicycle attached a dynamo and you will have to pedal 5 hours a day to generate your own electricity.

Also, there will be compulsory Gap Year national service, where 18 year olds will go on a three week counselling and mediation course before being sent to warzones to convince factions to come to peaceful resolutions, and to turn terrorist groups toward dialogue.

How can this be allowed? No-one should ever vote Green. They are brainless hippies who will get everyone killed or make them gay.
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A- would read again
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By writing an 'X' in the appropriate place?

I jest of course, it is beyond me (voting green, that is).
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I hate the Greens so much. They are all hippies and want everyone to be vegetarians.

This cannot be allowed, TSR. They want to wreck everything.

Everyone has to start hating on the Greens immediately.

We have to start wasting their money and hurling eggs at their candidates.

They want us to be like a GM-free North Korea.
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By crossing the box near their party name
(Original post by meenu89)
By writing an 'X' in the appropriate place?

I jest of course, it is beyond me.
Oh you got there before me!
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By crossing the box near their party name


Oh you got there before me!
This isn't funny. You making jokes could let the Greens in. So many British people are closet vegans and the slightest thing could make them all start voting Green. Is that what you want? I don't want to live in a country where I get told I have to wear Bamboo underwear.
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(Original post by Clip)
This isn't funny. You making jokes could let the Greens in. So many British people are closet vegans and the slightest thing could make them all start voting Green. Is that what you want? I don't want to live in a country where I get told I have to wear Bamboo underwear.
I am actually a Vegetarian myself so that rule wouldn't impact me.

However, I understand where everybody else is coming from - banning meat seems a bit ridiculous.
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(Original post by Clip)
As we all know, the Greens are scum.

They want to let anyone into the country as long as they bring organic fruit with them.

They want to force everyone in the country to become vegetarian

There will be 5000% tax on all meat products unless it is Halal.

All houses will have to have a bicycle attached a dynamo and you will have to pedal 5 hours a day to generate your own electricity.

Also, there will be compulsory Gap Year national service, where 18 year olds will go on a three week counselling and mediation course before being sent to warzones to convince factions to come to peaceful resolutions, and to turn terrorist groups toward dialogue.

How can this be allowed? No-one should ever vote Green. They are brainless hippies who will get everyone killed or make them gay.
This is exactly why I vote Green.

(Original post by Clip)
This isn't funny. You making jokes could let the Greens in. So many British people are closet vegans and the slightest thing could make them all start voting Green. Is that what you want? I don't want to live in a country where I get told I have to wear Bamboo underwear.
Bamboo underwear is apparently very comfortable.
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(Original post by Clip)
As we all know, the Greens are scum.

They want to let anyone into the country as long as they bring organic fruit with them.

They want to force everyone in the country to become vegetarian

There will be 5000% tax on all meat products unless it is Halal.

All houses will have to have a bicycle attached a dynamo and you will have to pedal 5 hours a day to generate your own electricity.

Also, there will be compulsory Gap Year national service, where 18 year olds will go on a three week counselling and mediation course before being sent to warzones to convince factions to come to peaceful resolutions, and to turn terrorist groups toward dialogue.

How can this be allowed? No-one should ever vote Green. They are brainless hippies who will get everyone killed or make them gay.
You forgot the rampant dope-smoking that is going to permeate all levels of society when the accursed Green menace rears its head! IMAGINE TOP CEOS FALLING VICTIM TO THE HIPPIE DISEASE!
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