This is my story from last year.
brb went out to some club with my mates
brb find out 3 of my mates got kicked out of the club in the 5min difference our taxis took to get there.
brb still went inside the club.
brb clearly under the effects of drugs, hide in the toilet before I get kicked out by bouncers watching me stare into space
brb sort myself out slightly
brb see girl I've been crushing on, try to avoid her looking at me at all costs
brb sort myself out, having time of my life.
brb went to another club with the mates who were with me to meet the guys who were kicked out.
brb find my mate get into 2 fights in the space of an hour in the same club.
brb find my mate then proper grinding with some girls with a drink in his hand and his arm round them proper on it
brb head off outside, club closed at 3.
brb stayed outside, one of the guys i'm with nearly starts another fight.
brb random dealer comes in and starts talking to all of us including the randomer about to fight my mate.
brb **** escalates quickly and random dealer spits at one of the guys my mate was beefing with's girlfriend.
brb go to another club
brb find randomers sniffing coke at the urinal, not even going inside the toilets but in the public area before the cubicle
brb bouncers clearly know this and do nothing about it.
brb mates go to their house, take another drug and not get to sleep for the next 3 days including the night out.