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Reply 4340
Jam I saw your posts but cbb to find and quote.

Yeah you've got a point about white girls. I suppose I've seen hints of it and I'll look into what you've said.

And by the time I wrote that I forgot what the other one said. Sorry.

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Original post by jam278
Same here although my course is a 3 year.

Sounds like a good plan. I don't even like playing FIFA anymore as I'm too good against my mates so I don't even play properly any more. It's annoying but oh well. There'll always be targets on a night out in London. I thought there'd be no targets on wednesday because it was middle of exam season but the JMU students had finished their exams, so loads of them were there for targets. Still wondering whether I should text this girl again and see if I can get an FWB thing going.

You live in london so it doesn't matter as much tbf with the uni students going as others will be out for the summer that haven't gone on holiday. Plus there's also people going to England for the summer.


Here's hoping. I need the release man, physically, mentally and.....

exams not good for anyones mental health.
****ed
tsr, im ****** officially
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Original post by I Wonder
tsr, im ****** officially

Why?
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does anybody want to hear some singing
plz me me your phone number and i will sing for you
i have rung around 30 people tonnight, 7 or 9 have picked up and told me to **** off
but I honestly need sing for someone
tonight i am singing gospel choir
Original post by jam278
Why?

uni has ****ed me. i have been rammed long and hard into my ******** by a long and hard object. uni has put a collar around my neck and named me jennifer. i am ****ed. ****
SUG has been taking shrooms.
Original post by Ggmu!
Jam I saw your posts but cbb to find and quote.

Yeah you've got a point about white girls. I suppose I've seen hints of it and I'll look into what you've said.

And by the time I wrote that I forgot what the other one said. Sorry.

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Yeah. First bit.

Other one was just a rant about whether I should text the girl I met on Wednesday and see if I can make it a FWB situation? Don't know how to start since I didn't actually beat and she may have gone home and not stayed here...
Reply 4348
Original post by jam278
SUG has been taking shrooms.

Yeah. First bit.

Other one was just a rant about whether I should text the girl I met on Wednesday and see if I can make it a FWB situation? Don't know how to start since I didn't actually beat and she may have gone home and not stayed here...


Well you can't lose can you

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Original post by I Wonder
uni has ****ed me. i have been rammed long and hard into my ******** by a long and hard object. uni has put a collar around my neck and named me jennifer. i am ****ed. ****

Yeah know that feel. Kinda gave up tbh, if I do well great I do the masters if not then I'll just look for 9-5 and do uni as a mature student it's minor either way.
Original post by Ggmu!
Well you can't lose can you

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Yeah true I'll text her in the afternoon and ask if she wants to meet up sometime? It might be peak if I wore beer goggles, that might be another reason why not as I didn't get her last name lol.
Reply 4351
Original post by jam278
Yeah true I'll text her in the afternoon and ask if she wants to meet up sometime? It might be peak if I wore beer goggles.


Roll up bring a few cans of the local Polish beer, Ave a ruck

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started from the bottom
Reading through the last 2 pages haha...When night falls...the misc turns super weird.
Did Zurich bang that stripper?
Last night was banging fam

Went to the club, got laid twice inneh
One in the toilet, other in the VIP section coz I'm vip inneh

Got wasted, took some lads number, but didn't want it inneh
Then he came to my house inneh
And started to making advancements inneh

Told him the door was that way inneh
He told me my dignity was that way inneh
Got banged inneh
Top banging inneh

Man called his mates inneh
On that tripod ting inneh
Woke up inneh

Dream inneh
Reply 4356
Original post by Miel Purple
Last night was banging fam

Went to the club, got laid twice inneh
One in the toilet, other in the VIP section coz I'm vip inneh

Got wasted, took some lads number, but didn't want it inneh
Then he came to my house inneh
And started to making advancements inneh

Told him the door was that way inneh
He told me my dignity was that way inneh
Got banged inneh
Top banging inneh

Man called his mates inneh
On that tripod ting inneh
Woke up inneh

Dream inneh


You had an orgy that was being filmd.....in your dreams?

You need to get laid x

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Original post by OneMic
You had an orgy that was being filmd.....in your dreams?

You need to get laid x

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Tripod doesn't mean being filmed.....oh dear.

I'm sorted don't worry :colonhash:
prodigy this time i want you bent over the sink
Original post by Miel Purple
Last night was banging fam

Went to the club, got laid twice inneh
One in the toilet, other in the VIP section coz I'm vip inneh

Got wasted, took some lads number, but didn't want it inneh
Then he came to my house inneh
And started to making advancements inneh

Told him the door was that way inneh
He told me my dignity was that way inneh
Got banged inneh
Top banging inneh

Man called his mates inneh
On that tripod ting inneh
Woke up inneh

Dream inneh


Smelt BS from the 1st paragraph...turns out i was right

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