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Cheryl Cole or Nicole Scherzinger

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Original post by Law-Hopeful

Which 'left finger' are we talking about? :holmes:

Re-read my post and you'll see which left finger :tongue:
Original post by Viva Emptiness
I'd rather fall down a well than spend any time with either.


Wait? I thought we were talking about who we would shag, not date? :s You don't have to spend much time with them, just do the one thrust wonder. All is well.
Original post by the mezzil
Wait? I thought we were talking about who we would shag, not date? :s You don't have to spend much time with them, just do the one thrust wonder. All is well.


Well, the OP wasn't exactly specific. I'd assume there'd be an element of wining and dining before the coitus (am I right in assuming that lots of men would give one of their legs to date these women?).

If we're talking a quick bang and she keeps her mouth shut, then Cole.
Original post by Viva Emptiness
Well, the OP wasn't exactly specific. I'd assume there'd be an element of wining and dining before the coitus (am I right in assuming that lots of men would give one of their legs to date these women?).

If we're talking a quick bang and she keeps her mouth shut, then Cole.


Pfft. They earn loads! They should wine and dine me if it ever came to it!

And ermmm... no, Cole would very much have her mouth open and full.

And now the mods will give me a card. **** you mod. Viva la résistance.
Nicole is far more attractive and her voice is incredible too. She's also a classical opera singer which is also interesting.
Original post by the mezzil
Pfft. They earn loads! They should wine and dine me if it ever came to it!

And ermmm... no, Cole would very much have her mouth open and full.

And now the mods will give me a card. **** you mod. Viva la résistance.


:sexface: Reading that I need to uh...go over there for a minute.

Be right back :fan:
Original post by Viva Emptiness
:sexface: Reading that I need to uh...go over there for a minute.

Be right back :fan:


Mate.... I've had a **** on stag last week. (sentry duty). May as well just be bold and simple with this sort of stuff.

Just casually lowering the tone of the thread. Viva la résistance!!!!
One superficial, semi-talented, semi-human, airbrushed endorsement for slagdom or the other superficial, semi-talented, semi-human airbrushed endorsement for slagdom...? Hmmm..choices, choices. Life is so hard!!!! :nooo:
I just Googled them and they look like aliens, give me a real girl
Ellie Goulding.

But out of the 2, Cheryl Cole


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Reply 30
Original post by Law-Hopeful
Because she has the personality of a brick wall.



I didn't vote her for her personality :colonhash:
Don't make me choose. Both annoying as ****.
I wouldn't touch a celebrity with your dick, OP.
Reply 33
They are both really hot!

Cheryl Cole is so fit, and Nicole is so seductive. Major plus points her Herbal Essences advert!
Reply 34


Say it wif me girlz... Loreaaaaal, bcoz wa wurf it :colonhash:
Nicole. she is soo much prettier than cheryl in my opinion. in 5 years time she will be my wife :tongue:
Reply 36
Original post by Twinport53


Say it wif me girlz... Loreaaaaal, bcoz wa wurf it :colonhash:


Cheryl.. you are so worth it!
Reply 37
Original post by pshah2
Cheryl.. you are so worth it!


Hahahaha I hate that advert though :frown:
Reply 38
Original post by Twinport53
Hahahaha I hate that advert though :frown:


When you see her adverts, the product just gets thrown out of the window.. You just get mesmerized by the Cheryl Cole!
Reply 39
Nicole Scherzinger is like one of the hottest women atm..................... She's so buff

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