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Whoever says the funniest original thing will receive a prize which will be open to negotiation :smile:
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samba
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Entertainment me? Yes I saw it :teehee:

I'm here to be entertained though, not to entertain!
Original post by samba
Entertainment me? Yes I saw it :teehee:

I'm here to be entertained though, not to entertain!


Autocorrect is such a bitch
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samba
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Original post by iamintorture
Autocorrect is such a bitch


Bad girls blame their tools.
Original post by samba
Bad girls blame their tools.


You're definitely not winning a prize
Reply 6
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Pascal678
Original post by iamintorture
You're definitely not winning a prize

maybe if u tell people the prize they'll try harder? (if its a good prize that is)
Hey, do you like fish sticks?
Reply 8
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Pascal678
Original post by Reece Sure
Hey, do you like fish sticks?

not original but still kanye west is a gay fish
Are you from Tennessee, OP? Cause you're the only ten I see!

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Original post by Pascal678
not original but still kanye west is a gay fish

No, he's a lyrical genius. Have you ever listened to his music? The man is a prophet.

Luke 23:34 Jesus said "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. They are yet to succumb to the charm of your second and youngest son, Kanye. All will know what they do and worship the LORDs name in the coming of Kanye and his shunning of evil by method of spraying seed deep inside the sugar walls of Kim. The mocker seeks wisdom and finds none, but knowledge comes easily to the discerning lords son, Kanye."
Reply 11
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hihoho
Daydream delusion
Limousine Eyelash
Oh, baby with your pretty face
Drop a tear in my wineglass
Look at those big eyes
See what you mean to me
Sweet cakes and milkshakes
I am a delusion angel
I am a fantasy parade
I want you to know what I think
Don’t want you to guess anymore
You have no idea where I came from
We have no idea where we’re going
Lodged in life
Like two branches in a river
Flowing downstream
Caught in the current
I’ll carry you. You’ll carry me
That’s how it could be
Don’t you know me?
Don’t you know me by now?
Original post by samba
Entertainment me? Yes I saw it :teehee:

I'm here to be entertained though, not to entertain!


Come to papa :sexface:
Original post by hihoho
Daydream delusion
Limousine Eyelash
Oh, baby with your pretty face
Drop a tear in my wineglass
Look at those big eyes
See what you mean to me
Sweet cakes and milkshakes
I am a delusion angel
I am a fantasy parade
I want you to know what I think
Don’t want you to guess anymore
You have no idea where I came from
We have no idea where we’re going
Lodged in life
Like two branches in a river
Flowing downstream
Caught in the current
I’ll carry you. You’ll carry me
That’s how it could be
Don’t you know me?
Don’t you know me by now?


Good film :tongue:
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hihoho
Original post by iamintorture
Good film :tongue:


I love you.
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samba
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Original post by ForgetMe
Come to papa :sexface:


On my way! Hope you have ice cream, pizza, or both.
Original post by ForgetMe
Come to papa :sexface:


Get a room
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samba
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I prefer this film:

BANKY
I just have to get something.
(pulls out a huge stack of
porno books)

HOLDEN
Who are you, Larry ****ing Flynt?
What are you going to do with all of
those?

BANKY
Read the articles. What do you think
I'm going to do with them? They're
stroke books.

HOLDEN
You've got like thirty books there!
We're only there for two days!

BANKY
(leafing through mags)
Variety's the spice of life. I like a
wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the
mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I
like them arty and air-brushed. Some
times it's a spread brown-eye kind of
night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl
time. Sometimes a steamy letter will
do it, sometimes - not often, but
sometimes - I like the idea of a chick
with a horse.

-------------

BANKY
What'd I tell you - she just needs the
right guy. All every woman really
wants - be it mother, senator, nun -
is some serious deep-dicking.

The Receptionist stops typing and looks at Banky,
shocked.

BANKY
(off her look)
Don't give me that look - I heard Adam
Curry say worse.

The Secretary goes back to typing. Banky shrugs at
Holden.

BANKY
That's why I can't buy lesbians.
Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy
fags. Bunch of guys that need dick -
just plain need it? That I get.
Dykes? Bull**** posturing. But -
live and let live, I guess.

HOLDEN
I'm sure the gay community appreciates
your support.
Original post by hihoho
I love you.


That escalated quickly
Original post by samba
On my way! Hope you have ice cream, pizza, or both.


I am sure that this airport has a lot of stuff :sexface:

Original post by iamintorture
Get a room



are u jelly?

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