I prefer this film:
BANKY
I just have to get something.
(pulls out a huge stack of
porno books)
HOLDEN
Who are you, Larry ****ing Flynt?
What are you going to do with all of
those?
BANKY
Read the articles. What do you think
I'm going to do with them? They're
stroke books.
HOLDEN
You've got like thirty books there!
We're only there for two days!
BANKY
(leafing through mags)
Variety's the spice of life. I like a
wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the
mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I
like them arty and air-brushed. Some
times it's a spread brown-eye kind of
night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl
time. Sometimes a steamy letter will
do it, sometimes - not often, but
sometimes - I like the idea of a chick
with a horse.
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BANKY
What'd I tell you - she just needs the
right guy. All every woman really
wants - be it mother, senator, nun -
is some serious deep-dicking.
The Receptionist stops typing and looks at Banky,
shocked.
BANKY
(off her look)
Don't give me that look - I heard Adam
Curry say worse.
The Secretary goes back to typing. Banky shrugs at
Holden.
BANKY
That's why I can't buy lesbians.
Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy
fags. Bunch of guys that need dick -
just plain need it? That I get.
Dykes? Bull**** posturing. But -
live and let live, I guess.
HOLDEN
I'm sure the gay community appreciates
your support.