Entertain me boys

I prefer this film:

BANKY
I just have to get something.
(pulls out a huge stack of
porno books)

HOLDEN
Who are you, Larry ****ing Flynt?
What are you going to do with all of
those?

BANKY
Read the articles. What do you think
I'm going to do with them? They're
stroke books.

HOLDEN
You've got like thirty books there!
We're only there for two days!

BANKY
(leafing through mags)
Variety's the spice of life. I like a
wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the
mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I
like them arty and air-brushed. Some
times it's a spread brown-eye kind of
night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl
time. Sometimes a steamy letter will
do it, sometimes - not often, but
sometimes - I like the idea of a chick
with a horse.

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BANKY
What'd I tell you - she just needs the
right guy. All every woman really
wants - be it mother, senator, nun -
is some serious deep-dicking.

The Receptionist stops typing and looks at Banky,
shocked.

BANKY
(off her look)
Don't give me that look - I heard Adam
Curry say worse.

The Secretary goes back to typing. Banky shrugs at
Holden.

BANKY
That's why I can't buy lesbians.
Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy
fags. Bunch of guys that need dick -
just plain need it? That I get.
Dykes? Bull**** posturing. But -
live and let live, I guess.

HOLDEN
I'm sure the gay community appreciates
your support.

That escalated quickly

Well this thread is turning out exactly as I expected.

I have very little faith in humanity left.

Well this thread is turning out exactly as I expected.

I have very little faith in humanity left.

Whoever says the funniest original thing will receive a prize which will be open to negotiation

Whoever says the funniest original thing will receive a prize which will be open to negotiation

Fack off m8.

Fack off m8.

Ok

You may kiss the bride now.

Ahaha

I know it's hilarious and genius what I did, but it's also the reality isn't it? A woman who completely falls for the boy that insults her the most and demeans her self-esteem until to the point where she feels obliged to marry him, she was unconsciously forced to marry.

hi where I am from the girls call me a gentlemen

I treat them right, I text them goodnight and goodmorning .. I buy them things they want ... they all say I am their best friend but I am looking for a girl who will be with me forever

I don't know why girls say no, I'm a real nice guy and will take care of you
be my internet girlfriend

Go **** yourself princess.

Now you see this is a typical catch 22 situation

I want to entertain you but for me to do that I need to have the prize of your pussy. Let's say you give me your prize for a long night of entertainment?

You what?

Funny