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So I Pissed On A Bouncer Last Night...

The club toilets were filthy and disgusting, so I went outside and got my willy out and peed just outside the front door. I did this very quickly as I'd drunk a lot and was raring to go. Only after I'd been pissing for about a few seconds did I hear a man clear his throat. I looked up straight into a giant, strapping, unimpressed bouncer whose shoes were now dripping wet.

He looked me deep in the eye and said... "Urine big trouble."
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Classy :cool:

But seriously, what the hell? Why didn't he just move out the way?
"Urine big trouble" <--:mmm:
Original post by Vixen47


I laughed too hard at this :rofl: Where is it from?
Original post by karmacrunch
Classy :cool:

But seriously, what the hell? Why didn't he just move out the way?
"Urine big trouble" <--:mmm:


What can I say, I'm a fast pisser. :colondollar:
Original post by Neckbeard Fedora
What can I say, I'm a fast pisser. :colondollar:


Yeesh yes... you must be! :tongue:
Original post by karmacrunch
Yeesh yes... you must be! :tongue:


Disadvantage being, I'm now banned from that club. :tongue:

I'm glad he didn't beat me up though. Guy had a sense of humour, but he was hugeeeee :eek:
Original post by Neckbeard Fedora
Disadvantage being, I'm now banned from that club. :tongue:

I'm glad he didn't beat me up though. Guy had a sense of humour, but he was hugeeeee :eek:


Aww haha, I can see why though. I wouldn't do that again :tongue:

Definitely yes! "Urine big trouble"<-- I was crying with laughter from that :laugh:
Original post by karmacrunch
Aww haha, I can see why though. I wouldn't do that again :tongue:

Definitely yes! "Urine big trouble"<-- I was crying with laughter from that :laugh:


I was totally drunk TBF, went out so late in the first place :rofl: :tongue:

I thought he was going to punch me for an awful millisecond. I imagine he's seen people in the sort of state I was before. Hilarious though :lol:
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Original post by Neckbeard Fedora
I was totally drunk TBF, went out so late in the first place :rofl: :tongue:

I thought he was going to punch me for an awful millisecond. I imagine he's seen people in the sort of state I was before. Hilarious though :lol:


Think about you do kids :holmes:

I don't think you getting punched would have been too fair (because you were drunk and 'clearly not yourself') although you did pee on his shoes... :tongue:
Thank you for making me laugh today, hehe
Original post by karmacrunch
Think about you do kids :holmes:

I don't think you getting punched would have been too fair (because you were drunk and 'clearly not yourself') although you did pee on his shoes... :tongue:
Thank you for making me laugh today, hehe


I was scared he was gonna haul me up by my collar and make me clean them! :zomg: I also paid £15 for a taxi home solo, because he pretty much shoved me in one and told me to bugger off once all the hoo-ha had died down :nope:

You're welcome, at least someone got some benefit from the situation XD :colondollar:
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Original post by karmacrunch
Classy :cool:

But seriously, what the hell? Why didn't he just move out the way?
"Urine big trouble" <--:mmm:


Why would you ask a question like there is any chance this is a true story? Come on... :facepalm2:

This story is so clearly false, I doubt even the people who write for the daily mail would publish it.
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Original post by Neckbeard Fedora
I was scared he was gonna haul me up by my collar and make me clean them! :zomg: I also paid £15 for a taxi home solo, because he pretty much shoved me in one and told me to bugger off once all the hoo-ha had died down :nope:

You're welcome, at least someone got some benefit from the situation XD :colondollar:


Nice one :tongue:
Aww, think of it as some 'karma' :console:

Haha yes! Have a cookie :cookie:
Original post by M1011
Why would you ask a question like there is any chance this is a true story? Come on... :facepalm2:

This story is so clearly false, I doubt even the people who write for the daily mail would publish it.


It did actually happen.

Oh, I've seen worse in the Daily Mail :wink:
Original post by karmacrunch
Nice one :tongue:
Aww, think of it as some 'karma' :console:

Haha yes! Have a cookie :cookie:


He was very restrained in the circumstances TBF. He hadn't even changed his shoes by that point :gah:

Thank you :biggrin: :cookie:
Original post by M1011
Why would you ask a question like there is any chance this is a true story? Come on... :facepalm2:

This story is so clearly false, I doubt even the people who write for the daily mail would publish it.


Are next to him while he's typing this? Look i don't know either if he's telling the truth, gah why can't someone just laugh :sad:
Original post by Neckbeard Fedora
He was very restrained in the circumstances TBF. He hadn't even changed his shoes by that point :gah:

Thank you :biggrin: :cookie:


"...hadn't even changed his shoes by that point" <-- Eww :poke: (at shoes)

Hehe, you're welcome :biggrin:

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