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Reply 280
Original post by u_ahmed94
Haha :colone:
You so ugly makeup free....







I joke I joke..


:eek: did you really just say that to her..?!


Sorry I couldnt reply to your other thing :frown:
Original post by samba
It's a midnight trip to Tesco !!!!

Then I mass cook, and stock up the freezers. No need to cook for weeks after that!


That's how it's done gramps :biggrin: only a true gramps like yourself would be wise enough to do that :tongue:

Lucky your tesco opens at midnight though :redface:



We would have had such a good threesome with him too :redface:

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Reply 282
Original post by Arieisit
:hand: never said I support Germany either

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We know you're secretly part of the Nazi regime...

Also sorry I didn't reply to you also :frown:
Original post by 티 마
Did you like my poem? If not then...


I did.

Massage?


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neymar saving kid from security.

just kill me already :wink: :sexface::sexface:

btw, remember how I use to hate on him. once you see him talk, you die and fall in lurve.

:ahee:

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Reply 285
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
That's how it's done gramps :biggrin: only a true gramps like yourself would be wise enough to do that :tongue:

Lucky your tesco opens at midnight though :redface:



24 hours yo. I don't live in a village or the 3rd world!
Original post by missfats
neymar saving kid from security.

just kill me already :wink: :sexface::sexface:

btw, remember how I use to hate on him. once you see him talk, you die and fall in lurve.

:ahee:

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Finally , thank youuuu. And really hot pics on tumblr :sexface:
Original post by KairosEden


Wrong answer...
I poem'd about us not being together and you liked it? You don't really want to be with me do you? :cry2:
Sambaaaaa where are you? :colone:
Original post by samba
24 hours yo. I don't live in a village or the 3rd world!


I live in London and my tesco packs up and leaves at 8pm :colonhash:

Asda on the other hand never seem to disappoint :tongue:

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Reply 289
Original post by KairosEden


Just take her to the hotel room already and get it over with... :tongue:

Massages always lead to sex, if the guy is giving it to the girl, after about two minutes.

When its our turn to give you guys one, we do it for ages then you fall asleep :frown:
Original post by Sophsha
Finally , thank youuuu. And really hot pics on tumblr :sexface:


I blame you.

sophia how do you deal with it?
ugh ooooo.

WHY WHY WHY


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Original post by katbob
Just take her to the hotel room already and get it over with... :tongue:

Massages always lead to sex, if the guy is giving it to the girl, after about two minutes.

When its our turn to give you guys one, we do it for ages then you fall asleep :frown:


I'm the pleaser, not the receiver so I get pleasure out of giving pleasure :laugh:

I don't mind :redface:


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Original post by missfats
I blame you.

sophia how do you deal with it?
ugh ooooo.

WHY WHY WHY


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:sexface:
I'd let him play on my field.
Original post by 티 마
Wrong answer...
I poem'd about us not being together and you liked it? You don't really want to be with me do you? :cry2:
Sambaaaaa where are you? :colone:


You mean Soph lol?

She's here with me :laugh:


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Original post by katbob
Just take her to the hotel room already and get it over with... :tongue:

Massages always lead to sex, if the guy is giving it to the girl, after about two minutes.

When its our turn to give you guys one, we do it for ages then you fall asleep :frown:

Hotel rooms are expensive.
Original post by KairosEden
You mean Soph lol?

She's here with me :laugh:


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No you nob.
She meant gramps.
Original post by Sophsha
No you nob.
She meant gramps.


I ain't gonna **** Samba :frown:




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Reply 297
Original post by KairosEden
I'm the pleaser, not the receiver so I get pleasure out of giving pleasure :laugh:

I don't mind :redface:


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Really??

You must be a really romantic guy then and not follow your "instincts"
Original post by Sophsha
:sexface:
I'd let him play on my field.


EW WTF

THIS ISNT NEYMAR?

I wrote "neymar shirtless"

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Original post by Sophsha
Hotel rooms are expensive.


I'll invite you too and pay :colone:




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