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Guys, what your turn ons for girls?

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Original post by karmacrunch
I don't think a smiley had ever looked more creepy in my life after today.



:mmm:

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Chicks want the D

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Original post by Zen-Ali
Keepin' it greezy fam. :colone:


What'd I say ***** :afro: :colone:
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Original post by Arithmeticae
Chicks want the D

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What'd I say ***** :afro: :colone:


l00000000000000l. The definite integral. Make sure you specify them upper and lower limits cuhhhhhhhh. :holmes:

Ygm cuhh. :colone::colone:
Original post by Arithmeticae
Smart (preferably smarter than me :coma: )
Pretty
Quiet (I'm kind of shy so being with someone really loud and extroverted id a bit :s-smilie:)
Adventurous
Cool accent :colone:
Independent


lmao you're maj ain't no-one smarter than you. Also assuming you're referring to a female first one is not possible :wink:

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Original post by Zen-Ali
Is that even possible m8. :tongue:

l0l all I want is a tight ass and for her to do my integral calculus homework 4 me while we bang. :--))))


wow, but then you'd never learn if you didn't do it yourself.

Original post by ChickenMadness
rofl. Wish I remembered more from those lessons to come up with some dirty physics jokes.



Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Original post by Arithmeticae
Chicks want the D

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What'd I say ***** :afro: :colone:


Sure sure....

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Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
I don't like being treated like a piece of meat


Wimp
Girls who like children

Girls who are aggressive

Girls who want to pin you and bang you as badly as a smack addict wants the needle in his arm

Girls who don't mind me being really drunk all the time
Original post by TheAnusFiles
Wimp


Your name seems that you do :sexface:
Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
Your name seems that you do :sexface:


I'm not gay. I tried anal once and didn't like it so I you could say that its an ironic name
Original post by TheAnusFiles
I'm not gay. I tried anal once and didn't like it so I you could say that its an ironic name


With a guy or a girl??? Fair enough - I do see the irony brah.
Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
With a guy or a girl??? Fair enough - I do see the irony brah.


A girl. Well when I say tried I mean attempted. 19 inches cubed does not go into a petite girls ass happily.... Let me tell you :s-smilie:
Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
bites her lip, maintains eye contact, calls me cute, compliments me, plays with my hair, put head on my shoulder, not an extrovert, confidence, smart, >DD'S, takes control, pushes her chest out, shoeteases, puts hand on lap whilst kissing, moans, kisses neck, is rich...

Won't put other stuff on here to explicit.

But most importantly,

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My goodness. I love you
Original post by TheAnusFiles
A girl. Well when I say tried I mean attempted. 19 inches cubed does not go into a petite girls ass happily.... Let me tell you :s-smilie:


lmao I'm still confused, did she do it to you or the other way, latter is more probably. Wow, never done that or for that matter got that far ever no pun..
Original post by BarBaBaBaBarBaBaBa
My goodness. I love you


I love you too :lovehug:
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Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
I love you too :lovehug:


Your girl's a lucky lady.
Original post by Typhoon235
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LOL. Let us be :biggrin:
Original post by Typhoon235
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Nothing wrong with manlove :wink: my fellow typhoon.

Original post by BarBaBaBaBarBaBaBa
Your girl's a lucky lady.


I'd like to think so too brah, what about you? You got a gf?
Original post by BarBaBaBaBarBaBaBa
LOL. Let us be :biggrin:


Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
Nothing wrong with manlove :wink: my fellow typhoon.


Yeah I think I'll leave you guys alone for a bit :biggrin:
Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
lmao I'm still confused, did she do it to you or the other way, latter is more probably. Wow, never done that or for that matter got that far ever no pun..


I tried to do it to her but it never got very far and I didn't enjoy the experience
Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
Nothing wrong with manlove :wink: my fellow typhoon.



I'd like to think so too brah, what about you? You got a gf?


Ummmmmm....

I'm a girl. sorry to disappoint lol

WHY does everyone on this forum just assume I'm male?! *cries in corner*

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