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Wishes that would annoy a genie

Imagine that you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and gave you three wishes. Think of a wish that would annoy a genie. For example:

Me: I wish for unlimited number of wishes

Genie: I have a rule against unlimited wishes

Me: I wish that you didn't have a rule against unlimited wishes!!!




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'I wish for more genies'.
Unlimited wishes!!!1!!
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K_o_46
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I want people to think up a wish other than the classic unlimited wishes one
I wish for the genie to lose all his powers.
I wish for you, the genie, to rub my feet for 9 hours straight.
I wish for the genie to be turned into Susan Boyle's dildo.
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Neuth
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I wish Genies didn't exist.

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Comus
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I wish I was omnipotent?
You could say:

"I wish that you would explain, with logical supporting material, why a genie is called a 'genie' and not something else, say for example, 'table' or 'chair' and why it is that a genie should grant wishes and not a lepricon."
Original post by K_o_46
Imagine that you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and gave you three wishes. Think of a wish that would annoy a genie. For example:

Me: I wish for unlimited number of wishes

Genie: I have a rule against unlimited wishes

Me: I wish that you didn't have a rule against unlimited wishes!!!




Post your wishes

i wish legos didn't exist
I wish that the genies powers would be transferred to me, thus making him powerless.
Original post by officiallycool14
i wish legos didn't exist


WHAT? But lego is amazing.
Original post by SmallTownGirl
WHAT? But lego is amazing.

i know but what happens when you step on them???
Original post by K_o_46
Imagine that you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and gave you three wishes. Think of a wish that would annoy a genie. For example:

Me: I wish for unlimited number of wishes

Genie: I have a rule against unlimited wishes

Me: I wish that you didn't have a rule against unlimited wishes!!!




Post your wishes

I wish that you be stripped of your wish-giving power, effective as of twenty seconds ago.
Original post by officiallycool14
i know but what happens when you step on them???


Don't leave it on the floor then...
Original post by officiallycool14
i know but what happens when you step on them???


Do you really step on Lego bricks enough to warrant getting rid of the completely? Do you live in the factory where they make them or something?
Original post by UniMastermindBOSS
Do you really step on Lego bricks enough to warrant getting rid of the completely? Do you live in the factory where they make them or something?

why do you?

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