The 'sick of living with my children' thread

for balance :d

they leave crap everywhere, think it's ok to leave inflated condoms blocking the loo, smoke when we're out even though it's a non-smoking house (ugh, the smell), have friends around that can't hold their drink, drink my best scotch, moan like f*** because i've woken them up ... At 1 pm, expect the cleaning & shopping fairy to appear on demand ... And for free, pinch my nail scissors, tweezers and shaving gel and then magically lose them, always seem to know someone that thinks it's cool to urinate over the neighbours fence ...

God, i wish they'd go back to uni!

Dad you should have pulled out then.

Wise words.

They don't tell you about students in the 'how to be a great dad' manual. I want a refund.

Wise words.

They don't tell you about students in the 'how to be a great dad' manual. I want a refund.

You have been ripped off dad! We don't get any better. You should get compensation for this.

Man up

Too bloody right.
Unpaid taxi service, message taker, peace-keeper (it should be mandatory for every UN delegate to be a parent ... of at least two children), refuse collector, bank of dad on special super dooper terms for children, agony uncle ...

All because you weren't quick with taking dat winky out. Feel for you bro.

Happily - you'll need to return it in its original packaging.

shoulda worn a condom

Just make sure you learn from my mistakes!

Thanks for the advice dad. I'm a girl so I'll make sure that if I ever do develop a winky to do just that!

The children or the manual?

If he tells you he's on the pill, don't believe him. He's making it up.