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Original post by Mubariz
Come on now, let's be realistic here, more like 5cm

:ahee:


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Micropenis on a daiLY.
Original post by Mr.Intelligent
Stop embarrassing yourself Mubz :wink:

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You guys are meanies :frown:

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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Don't care m8, I aint so stupid to include my face :smug:

Yours on the other hand are circulating around Newcastle as we speak :cool:


Oh really? I made money off yours though :wink:

Original post by KairosEden
I brought Durex :biggrin:


Ribbed?

Original post by Sophsha
Why didn't you tell me sooner, I can't tell on mobile :unimpressed:


Because I thought it was TSR being stupid, not you :rolleyes:

Original post by KairosEden
That's SO much better.


Let me squeeze them.
Original post by Mr.Intelligent
Stop embarrassing yourself Mubz :wink:

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Hypocrite :mad:

You said I'm 5cm :frown:
Original post by KairosEden
8-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------D



Uff. Pretty ******* big right? :rolleyes:


Yeah, it's huge except... my screen is small :laugh:

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Original post by Twinport53

Ribbed?



Let me squeeze them.


Always.


Boat that ****.
Original post by KairosEden
Micropenis on a daiLY.


Yeah, that's your shout innit

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Original post by KairosEden
Hypocrite :mad:

You said I'm 5cm :frown:


I didn't :confused:

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Original post by KairosEden
No :frown:

HELP ME BEFO-


Awww bbz, how do you even survive? :frown:

Before what??

Original post by Mubariz
Why don't you believe me *throws a tantrum *

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Keep your toys in you pram, m8. I believe you :redface:

(Not really.. )

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Original post by Mr.Intelligent


I did.

Silly boy...

I am Heimdall

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Original post by Mubariz
You guys are meanies :frown:

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You already knew that :colondollar:

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Original post by KairosEden
Always.


Boat that ****.


Av got flavoured lube... Watermelon or blackcurrant... You decide.

I might get injured, they are huge.
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Awww bbz, how do you even survive? :frown:

Before what??



Keep your toys in you pram, m8. I believe you :redface:

(Not really.. )

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I don't have a pram, I'm a big boy *carries on throwing tantrum*

Why are you guys bullying me and hanging up on me. I said you were nice :frown:

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Original post by Mubariz
Yeah, that's your shout innit

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But the girth tho :rolleyes:
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
X


Why do you and Danny start posting back into the thread at the exact same times :hmmm:

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Original post by Twinport53
Av got flavoured lube... Watermelon or blackcurrant... You decide.

I might get injured, they are huge.


Spermcurrant.

Hmm...:colondollar:
Original post by Mubariz
I did.

Silly boy...

I am Heimdall

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But he quoted me :rolleyes:

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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Awww bbz, how do you even survive? :frown:

Before what??



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I don't. That's the secret :redface:

Before the Spanish Ninja's get me. Of course, I fended them off :wink:
Original post by KairosEden
Spermcurrant.

Hmm...:colondollar:


I heard spermrolls taste like chicken :laugh:

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Original post by Mr.Intelligent
I heard spermrolls taste like chicken :laugh:

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Salty chicken.

Get your daily dosage of vitamin C from me :colone:

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