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Original post by Mr.Intelligent
It's not small. Missfats told me :wink:

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No wait lol. I haven't dickpik'd anyone in my life.
















Or have I? :colone:


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Original post by Twinport53

Na, I could give anybody a disappointing night to remember :cool:

Stop being nasty! :frown:

How about spooning then? :colone:

Limited? Bitch please! :colonhash:


I can vouch for that :ahee: every time I remember them, I cringe a little :sexface:

Soznotsoz.

Gaaayyyyyy :biggrin:

Keep the sex names to the bedroom, please :smile:

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Original post by KairosEden
Positive HIV.

Imagine wrapping my penis around your neck :colone:
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Take yo aids with you.

Hmmm, is it not meant to be rigid?

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Goodbye sweet prince.

Original post by Mubariz
Looool.

Hulk would be like "PUNY PENIS"

Swear down, couldn't even tell the difference.

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I think Kairos such change his username to Puny Penis.

Same, it was like a mirror image of Lily :eek:
Original post by KairosEden
No wait lol. I haven't dickpik'd anyone in my life.
















Or have I? :colone:


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Why'd you quote this twice? :laugh:

I can be your first :sexface:

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Original post by KairosEden
No wait lol. I haven't dickpik'd anyone in my life.

Or have I? :colone:


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Don't you remember that time? Still in my inbox bbz :redface:

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Original post by Twinport53
Take yo aids with you.

Hmmm, is it not meant to be rigid?



Goodbye sweet prince.



I think Kairos such change his username to Puny Penis.

Same, it was like a mirror image of Lily :eek:


Taken.



Goodbye hunny bun.


Hmm. I'll see.


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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
I can vouch for that :ahee: every time I remember them, I cringe a little :sexface:

Soznotsoz.

Gaaayyyyyy :biggrin:

Keep the sex names to the bedroom, please :smile:

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What do you mean cringe :frown: Thats not good! :mad:

Don't make me hurt you Eva! :redface:

How is spooning gay? :colonhash:

Make me snuggle bunny :cool:
Original post by Mr.Intelligent
Why'd you quote this twice? :laugh:

I can be your first :sexface:

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What did she tell you? :rolleyes:


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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Don't you remember that time? Still in my inbox bbz :redface:

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****...

This is all gonna come back to haunt me in the future.


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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Don't you remember that time? Still in my inbox bbz :redface:

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You know were to foward that :wink:

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Reet am away to sleep, needs to be up at 7am :frown:

Love you all very muchness xxxx
Original post by Mr.Intelligent
You know were to foward that :wink:

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*sign of the cross*

Lord, Jesus Christ, plz help me.


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Original post by KairosEden
*sign of the cross*

Lord, Jesus Christ, plz help me.


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Nobody's going to save you now :mwuaha:

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Original post by Twinport53
Reet am away to sleep, needs to be up at 7am :frown:

Love you all very muchness xxxx


Night weakling :colonhash:

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Original post by Twinport53
What do you mean cringe :frown: Thats not good! :mad:

Don't make me hurt you Eva! :redface:

How is spooning gay? :colonhash:

Make me snuggle bunny :cool:


It is in my world :ahee:

How hard will you hurt me? I've got a high tolerance for pain :sexface:

Just is, k? :unimpressed:

You're easy to break, Danny. It'll only take a minute...:smug:

Original post by KairosEden
****...

This is all gonna come back to haunt me in the future.


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This thread is going to haunt every single one of us when we grow older :lol:

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Original post by Mr.Intelligent
Nobody's going to save you now :mwuaha:

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What did she say, srs.


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Original post by Mr.Intelligent
You know were to foward that :wink:

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That's right, kinda forgot :colondollar:

When do you want them?

Original post by Twinport53
Reet am away to sleep, needs to be up at 7am :frown:

Love you all very muchness xxxx


Who's the weakling tonight? :lol:

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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
That's right, kinda forgot :colondollar:

When do you want them?


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Oh god..


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Nervous? Don't worry, he promised to delete them straight after :yep:

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Original post by KairosEden
I'm below the average that's already below the average.


Yes sir.


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So you're like the smallest of the small, where it counts? Damn bro, you need surgery or something.

:pierre:



Original post by Twinport53



I think Kairos such change his username to Puny Penis.

Same, it was like a mirror image of Lily :eek:


I vote in favour of that, it would be jokes.

Ikr. Swear down famalam

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