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Most annoying teacher phrases

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Umm...

"You should all know better than this"

One teacher who was really nice always walked round the tables when we were working and went:

"Sup?" :laugh:

that one was funny!
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Original post by Shelly_x
You'd find yourself doing the same things if you were faced with trying to control the behaviour of 30 kids I bet :wink:


Probably would

That's why I'm not gonna go into teaching haha.

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"fist me jimmy" that one was so annoying
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"fist me jimmy" that one was so annoying


I'm guessing that was Mr Barlow?

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Original post by Mubariz
I'm guessing that was Mr Barlow?

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no mr saville
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no mr saville


That was my second guess dammit
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xloisx
"There's no right or wrong answer."

*Looks at me like I'm stupid when I answer the question wrong.*
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Well it's more of an army cadets one, but when they want something done quick they always say "and with the speed of a thousand gazelles be gone." So annoying.

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"Close your eyes and milk this cow udder" Hated that one


0.o
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I hate it when I get told to stay behind after class for being a "naughty little boy" who "needs a spanking"!
When everyone starts putting their stuff away and the teacher's like 'Hold on, we still have THREE MINUTES left of the lesson'
My school has loads of sayings, like:

"It'll do won't do!"

(With regards to punctuality) "ten to nine, draw the line"

"be a goodie, don't wear a hoodie"
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A teacher once said to me "The crown is slipping" because I was a quiet guy and usually got the top mark in my class, but someone else beat me in an exam...ffs I was just there to get my uni offer.
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"This is the most important year of your life"

"I hope I didn't hear what I thought I heard"

"This is your future not mine"

"Even if you fail I still get my pay packet at the end of the month"

"You should be a role model for the younger students"

"Tuck your shirt in"

"Be quiet while the register is being done- I must get this right, if theres a fire and I miss someone out they could die"

"Stop copying him/her they are not going to be with you in the exam"

"If you're sitting next to someone who you think will disrupt you move now"

"Take responsibility of your own education"

"You won't be spoon fed in the outside world"
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'just wait until I shove it up your azz'
Original post by tilly789
"This is the most important year of your life"

...so when they said that last year and the year before that I guess it was a lie


No, it's just that they left out the qualifier 'so far'. :tongue:
"You're adults now, children!" :rolleyes:
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Original post by PythianLegume
No, it's just that they left out the qualifier 'so far'. :tongue:


Thats because they dont say that...lol
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'just wait until I shove it up your azz'


if your teacher said this you should report him/her to the authorities.

you may well be in line for substantial compensation.
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Original post by snailsareslimy
'Can I go to the toilet?"
"I don't know, can you?" / "You mean may I go to the toilet"

:colonhash:


one of my old teachers does this it was horrible !!!

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