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Reply 5520
Original post by Sophsha
Everything good?

Do your friends know youre on this? If they don't what do they think you do at night when you're on here?


Yh just my dad wasnt well and I was worried. No they don't ask. Well I use my friend's tablet and I have told him I watch youtube vids. He knows I'm insomniac


Original post by Mubariz
Look down, that's what you should be doing anyway, don't be staring.



Maybe I have, but I seriously doubt you have, no offence.

Of course they are :yy:



:ahee: that means I win , right?

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Whatevs :cool:
Original post by Mr.Intelligent




Tell me what I need to do. I'll do it.

Original post by Twinport53

Of course we have public transport you stereotyping slut :unimpressed: We have horse and carts innit :rolleyes: Haha am not injured, there is nothing to claim :biggrin:

Oh what else you buying? Make up brushes? :coma: Become a squirrel and hibernate til September :tongue:


I will accept the title of slut, but I don't stereotype :angry: I was right anyway, I bet you lot haven't even discovered fire yet :unimpressed:

You know it :tongue: As long as I have my makeup brushes, **** other essentials like bedding and clothes, life will go on :colonhash: as long as I can be a horny squirrel, I'm fine with that :yep:

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Reply 5522
Original post by Twinport53
Fair dos then Mubz :yy:



As if you would be shocked :rolleyes:


I was though. :huff:
This aint a chemistry lesson, don't bring that trash in here :angry:



Ikr :dry:

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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
I will accept the title of slut, but I don't stereotype :angry: I was right anyway, I bet you lot haven't even discovered fire yet :unimpressed:

You know it :tongue: As long as I have my makeup brushes, **** other essentials like bedding and clothes, life will go on :colonhash: as long as I can be a horny squirrel, I'm fine with that :yep:

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Fire? What is this fire you speak of? :confused:

Sooooooooo soft dem brushes :coma: Oh, what kind of bed sheets will you buy? Teletubby ones? :tongue: Imagine being trapped in a tree with you, for 3 months of winter, in that frame of mind :colone:

Original post by Rosie786
I was though. :huff:


What surprised you? :colone:
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Original post by Rosie786
Yh just my dad wasnt well and I was worried. No they don't ask. Well I use my friend's tablet and I have told him I watch youtube vids. He knows I'm insomniac




Whatevs :cool:


Come at me Bro.

I am Heimdall

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Don't talk about food:angry:
Yeah brah

someone was talking about 12 snickers and that made stomach rumble like mad:angry:
Original post by LostGear
Yeah brah

someone was talking about 12 snickers and that made stomach rumble like mad:angry:


Sorry dude.

But I'm fasting aswell so...

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Original post by LostGear
Don't talk about food:angry:


Penis.

U mad.


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Original post by Twinport53
Kairos, help me stop my thoughts :rolleyes:


I'm here to sugar cream your angus.


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Original post by KairosEden


That's been the best food since man walked the earth :colonhash:

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Original post by Eva.Gregoria


Tell me what I need to do. I'll do it.



I will accept the title of slut, but I don't stereotype :angry: I was right anyway, I bet you lot haven't even discovered fire yet :unimpressed:

You know it :tongue: As long as I have my makeup brushes, **** other essentials like bedding and clothes, life will go on :colonhash: as long as I can be a horny squirrel, I'm fine with that :yep:

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Try me Eva :rolleyes:

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Original post by KairosEden


Original post by Mr.Intelligent
That's been the best food since man walked the earth :colonhash:

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So you guys eat penis?

Surely there is no guy who would consent to that, do you force them or get them off cadavers?

Also do you cook them or have them raw? what's your fav recipe?
Original post by Mubariz
So you guys eat penis?

Surely there is no guy who would consent to that, do you force them or get them off cadavers?

Also do you cook them or have them raw? what's your fav recipe?


Regenerative penis.

'Blow and dry':

1 ounce of air

2 ounces of tongue pressure

Rotate in the mouth for 20 minutes until a white liquid is released.
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Original post by KairosEden
Regenerative penis.

'Blow and dry':

1 ounce of air

2 ounces of tongue pressure

Rotate in the mouth for 20 minutes until a white liquid is released.
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Um, thats called a blowjob, not eating penis
Original post by Mubariz
Um, thats called a blowjob, not eating penis


So what's eating a vagina then?

:holmes:


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Original post by KairosEden
So what's eating a vagina then?

:holmes:


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I believe the phrase is eating out :hand:
Original post by Mubariz
I believe the phrase is eating out :hand:


Dat takeaway.


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Original post by KairosEden


Sometimes men will take a woman away

But not for food

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